Men Shooting Blanks

Retardedly, not only is this considered to be a very sensitive issue, but it is also a huge it, close to a world’s greatest abomination ever witnessed by mankind. Perhaps, it has to do with some demented medieval mentality, of being perceived as less manly, if a guy was shooting blanks. Well, it may also…

Tormenting Dilemma

Trying out something new, is what many aspire to do, but only a brave few, can pull it off. Time has gone by, since I wrote my first book: Ricocheting Regrets; Sadness in my Positivity, which was a strange thing for I. I wasn’t familiar with how the book writing industry worked, thus no idea,…

Smacked Obsession

Halt for a minute, is it just I, or does anyone else do this shit: suddenly fall in for a song, get obsessed with the song; then listen to it over and over, and over again, till you are suddenly fade up with the damn thing. Of course, as of now, the beautiful melody and…

You’re Replaceable

We all want to be perceived as unique and special. This goes along with being treasured and appreciated, in every life aspect which we take part in. Sadly, and in most cases, this starts off from one’s childhood, and it is deeply instilled in a child, as being a special kind of somebody. Twenty-seven now,…

Trending Retardedness

A dear someone: “l am trying to figure out what is wrong with my damn stupid phone”. Joseph: Wait, is that a fancy way of saying you are Googling the shift out of it? The dear someone stared at I and smiled in suspense. It is an interesting world out there when it comes to…

Embracing Sluts

I have been called a slut once, okay twice, alright; shut it, the number doesn’t really matter. But the interesting fact is that, those who called I a slut, we had never even tasted each other’s tongue. I wonder as to how they suddenly drew that conclusion? Perhaps it has to do with I always…

Hailed Resolutions

Well, well my sweet little angels, a fucken branded new year has already begun cruising the horizon. It is clear now, that the Great Mayans indeed screwed up. Let us not give them much crap, as I am sure, I screw up regularly. If in doubt, you haven’t yet read enough of my blog posts….

Explicit Sexual Scenes

It is in rare instances that a someone feels comfortable sharing their personal computer with a someone else. In most cases, whenever a someone asks for another to assist them with a laptop, a question of what do you want to do follows. In case a reply of I want to check the internet is…

Sexual Struggles

I have been on a blind date once. Sadly, this blind date was setup by a dear someone I had a massive crush on. Well, I guess that fucken explains my screwed love story. I should let out a little secret: I still cling on tight, unto moments I cherished with my blind date. You…

The Morning After

Have you ever woken up in a morning, opened your eyes and you don’t have a slight idea of where the heavenly hell you are? And no, you are neither bound, nor gagged, but are in a nice cozy bedding. Escalating the situation, you feel some strange warmth radiating from your sides… You brain roams…