Expected a Shaved Vagina

Of lately, I have also been hearing a lot of shit, considering completely well shaved vaginas, as belonging to kids. Crap, how in the bloody fucked up hell, did I encounter this other piece of bullshit? Well, it perhaps has to do with this thing called being normal, which I have been trying out, since…

Unseeing the Seen

There is an intense and interesting level of awkwardness, which springs up, when a someone sees, what they are not supposed to see. This is mainly due to screwed society norms, seriously brainwashing, and dry humping minds of many. Strangely, most of the things or acts seen, that are not supposed to be seen, and…

Caught Sniffing Panties

Taking a step back, we all know a whole lot about sniffing of clothes. It is a good old time trick, though it is still used. For now, I am alright with the use of this technique, by individuals living in areas where water is scarce. Unfortunately, you find that individuals who live in well-watered…

Out of Ideas

No, and a firm NO: I am not out of ideas, so pimp the living hell down. But the thing is, have you ever been there and your mind is blank as fuck? I am sure that is not the right simile, but you get what I am driving at. It is so sad, many…

Self-Pleasuring BS

I am sick and fed up of hearing all this bullshit and nonsense uttered out loud, about masturbating. From an altered life perspective, we were uplifted by porn, which enabled our receiving of masturbating wisdom. Unfortunately, like any other form of offered wisdom, it appears, we simply tossed masturbating wisdom through the window, and up high,…

Deal Breaker

Conversation was flowing so good: we were chatting, smiling and having fun; all was good, all was well. She is one of a kind, well, let I say, she was. No, she isn’t dead, she is so much alive and kicking shit like hell. But the thing is, she is a rare species, though still…

Shady Night Out

A heck of craziness occurs daily, without glimpses of scheduled breaks. And when one gets some free time, it does so never correspond with another someone nearby. This leaves many with an option of having a night in, with their eyes fixed unto a screen, watching others having fun. Some individuals tend to be creative,…

Open Sex Conversations

Since we are pushing towards having sex education included in every school curriculum, it makes sense, that adults too, need to talk more about sex. This is crucial, more so when a someone is in a relationship. I am fed up of hearing different coined terms for penises and vaginas, especially vaginas: Vagina, vagina, vagina….

Only Interested in your Tits

Shut it, I am aware: it doesn’t sound pleasant or polite; but you must appreciate, it’s the damn truth. Well, it is also the amazing twenty-first century, a time of striving to get rid of demented politeness, which slowly ruins and slaughters lives of many. I prefer a someone who blasts it out like hell,…

It’s My Damn Phone

I don’t get it when a someone gets all mad and pissed off, when they receive no response from I, over the phone. Some take it to a next level of attacking I, enquiring as to why in the bloody hell, I haven’t been answering my phone? Wait a fucken minute, did I hear you…

Horny in Public

A while back while volunteering in an emergency room, at a nearby health center, a high school kid was brought in after losing consciousness. This was due to “over masturbating”. Weeks passed by, and I bumped into a health news article, talking about a guy who masturbated about twenty-three times a day. This fact was…

Meant Not to Be

It seems too appropriate for I to write about how some individuals are not meant to be, just right after chatting about the courageous few men, who shoot blanks. Any who, since many are not in charge of lives they claim to own, it could be because of them not being meant to be. Some brave…