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Complimented

October 25, 2018 Joseph

I am not sure why I felt good when someone complimented my English? Maybe it is because we are living in an opportunistic century, making true compliments rare. Or it has to do with a video of mine commented on … Continue reading Complimented

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Skinny Ugly Whore

July 8, 2018August 8, 2018 Joseph

I need to work on my titles: But, but, that is exactly what I intend to write about. There will be no twists or shady society-based politeness, after all, it’s all about Embracing Awkwardness. Buckle up my sweet little-dear angels, … Continue reading Skinny Ugly Whore

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Delusional Exercising

July 1, 2018August 8, 2018 Joseph

“I have exercised constantly since the month began. The month is coming to an end; it will all be good and fine, when I skip exercising today. I have a good feeling, that I will pick up from where I … Continue reading Delusional Exercising

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Confusing Interactions?

May 26, 2018May 23, 2018 Joseph

Should colleagues automatically be considered friends? What about long time colleagues? Am sure over the years you have shared a lot, and even got to hang out at some point. It could have been a forced work gathering, or a … Continue reading Confusing Interactions?

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Grabbing Social Media by Balls

May 20, 2018May 19, 2018 Joseph

In this delusional twenty-first century, anyone with internet access and basic computing skills, yet they do not possess an active social media account of any kind: they are against globalization and initiating extinction of the human species. But, there is, … Continue reading Grabbing Social Media by Balls

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Personalized Workout Schedule

May 12, 2018September 5, 2018 Joseph

Just because it worked for someone else, it will not necessary work for you. In case this happened, extinction of the human species will be initiated. Total disaster will occur, you and I, shall be no more. Quit inquiring what … Continue reading Personalized Workout Schedule

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Your Messages Suck

May 4, 2018May 5, 2018 Joseph

Seriously, what the bloody living hell, could I keep replying? I looked on my phone earlier today. A pretending friend of mine, sent I a message. The message received never made any sense. So much we shared in a past, … Continue reading Your Messages Suck

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Uplifted by Porn

May 1, 2018May 1, 2018 Joseph

Must be above legal porn watching age: Many individuals and social norms criticize porn in a variety of ways. Personally, I consider porn to be uplifting, given benefits I have obtained from it over the years. Starting with the obvious: Entertainment: … Continue reading Uplifted by Porn

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Boobs and Vaginas

April 25, 2018January 30, 2019 Joseph

I find it interesting that no matter how many sexual references I have so far made, tossing out my appreciation for female genitalia, many still think that I am gay. However, I continue to take it up, as a compliment. … Continue reading Boobs and Vaginas

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Of Course, She Has a Vagina

April 11, 2018April 20, 2018 Joseph

Great shout outs, to this goddammit twenty-first century, in which the obvious is no longer necessarily, the expected. Many, including previously redefined self-proclaimed retards, are accepting reality. This has reached an extent of searching for the truth, instead of holding … Continue reading Of Course, She Has a Vagina

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Never Forgetting the Basics

March 28, 2018 Joseph

Although I am a Scientist and a huge fun of advancing and modifying life events and aspects, it never takes a way a fact that I am human. Deep down within I, there is, and will always be bits of … Continue reading Never Forgetting the Basics

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I Love You: Thank You

February 13, 2018December 5, 2018 Joseph

What better day to ruin people’s “Valentine great romantic ideas”, than a day before? Please tell I that you have ever witnessed such a sucking situation? And you happened to be the sad recipient of the thank you, after pouring … Continue reading I Love You: Thank You

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