One shouldn’t act all surprised, as if they have spotted an old guy, wearing a pink sweater, and riding a pony. I used to think that ponies where majestic creatures, until a day I heard of a pony, which kicked … Continue reading Your Face is Adult Content
Don’t do it Joseph, a tiny voice in my head kept echoing. Who was I to resist a thought to be adventurous lifestyle of graduate school? You bet, and besides, I could not simply let such an opportunity slip by. … Continue reading Full Time Job For Graduate School
Initiating a conversation isn’t something that one gets to jiggle around like crap. Ordinary lines such as talking about the day’s weather, are truly boring, and indicate a general luck of creativity in one’s life. Weather should be used to … Continue reading Speaking Garbage
Quite a variety occur, its a fucken rainbow. And not forgetting about the different flavors, I am glad to belong to this fun-filled innovative and creative modern world. I once gifted a dear someone a twenty-four pack of condoms. Don’t … Continue reading Pride in Buying Condoms
Gender is fluid, so shut it. I can be a lady for a day, pimp a living hell down. The thing is, I am sick of hearing this thing: she was the one, he was the one, it was the … Continue reading Was the One; Said No Smart Person Ever
I have a demented delusional thinking, which clearly states that: I am not the only one who has fallen a victim to this sort of thing. Furthermore, if and only if a feedback could be obtained from our predecessors, only … Continue reading Screwed by Doing the Right Thing
Are you an arsehole who never tips? Or you are a kind-hearted form of an arsehole who tips someone based on your attraction towards them? Well, for the latter, I sort of offer you a pass for now, but we … Continue reading Haunted Tipping
Well, I don’t know much about you, but for I, I am residing in the damn fast paced twenty-first century, where every moment counts. I aim at making and living in the moment, rather than living on moments. I have … Continue reading Shit, I have Neighbors
There is an intense and interesting level of awkwardness, which springs up, when a someone sees, what they are not supposed to see. This is mainly due to screwed society norms, seriously brainwashing, and dry humping minds of many. Strangely, … Continue reading Unseeing the Seen
Taking a step back, we all know a whole lot about sniffing of clothes. It is a good old time trick, though it is still used. For now, I am alright with the use of this technique, by individuals living … Continue reading Caught Sniffing Panties
No, and a firm NO: I am not out of ideas, so pimp the living hell down. But the thing is, have you ever been there and your mind is blank as fuck? I am sure that is not the … Continue reading Out of Ideas
A heck of craziness occurs daily, without glimpses of scheduled breaks. And when one gets some free time, it does so never correspond with another someone nearby. This leaves many with an option of having a night in, with their … Continue reading Shady Night Out
