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Sudden Resolutions

January 2, 2019July 17, 2019 Joseph

A new year is underway; a time to get everything in order. It is a grand gesture to initiate goals destined at transforming one into a successful being. But, but, are you willing to take up the challenge? If not, … Continue reading Sudden Resolutions

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Skinny Ugly Whore

July 8, 2018August 8, 2018 Joseph

I need to work on my titles: But, but, that is exactly what I intend to write about. There will be no twists or shady society-based politeness, after all, it’s all about Embracing Awkwardness. Buckle up my sweet little-dear angels, … Continue reading Skinny Ugly Whore

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Delusional Exercising

July 1, 2018August 8, 2018 Joseph

“I have exercised constantly since the month began. The month is coming to an end; it will all be good and fine, when I skip exercising today. I have a good feeling, that I will pick up from where I … Continue reading Delusional Exercising

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Confusing Interactions?

May 26, 2018May 23, 2018 Joseph

Should colleagues automatically be considered friends? What about long time colleagues? Am sure over the years you have shared a lot, and even got to hang out at some point. It could have been a forced work gathering, or a … Continue reading Confusing Interactions?

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Personalized Workout Schedule

May 12, 2018September 5, 2018 Joseph

Just because it worked for someone else, it will not necessary work for you. In case this happened, extinction of the human species will be initiated. Total disaster will occur, you and I, shall be no more. Quit inquiring what … Continue reading Personalized Workout Schedule

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Never Forgetting the Basics

March 28, 2018 Joseph

Although I am a Scientist and a huge fun of advancing and modifying life events and aspects, it never takes a way a fact that I am human. Deep down within I, there is, and will always be bits of … Continue reading Never Forgetting the Basics

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An Ex’s Wedding Invitation

January 10, 2018January 19, 2019 Joseph

The humped festive season is officially over, and many are returning to their miserable lives. Sadly, these individuals are failing to make necessarily adjustments, yet they can. They are illuminated with a delusional belief, that life should be boring, soon as … Continue reading An Ex’s Wedding Invitation

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She had Huge Boobs, That I Recall  

November 22, 2017 Joseph

It is clear, pretending that you liked a someone’s personality on first sight is total bullshit. Worry less my sweet devilish angels, I come bearing great good news: we are in this together, thus no need to feel all weird about … Continue reading She had Huge Boobs, That I Recall  

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Speaking Garbage

October 19, 2017 Joseph

Initiating a conversation isn’t something that one gets to jiggle around like crap. Ordinary lines such as talking about the day’s weather, are truly boring, and indicate a general luck of creativity in one’s life. Weather should be used to … Continue reading Speaking Garbage

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Expected a Shaved Vagina

August 10, 2017 Joseph

Of lately, I have also been hearing a lot of shit, considering completely well shaved vaginas, as belonging to kids. Crap, how in the bloody fucked up hell, did I encounter this other piece of bullshit? Well, it perhaps has … Continue reading Expected a Shaved Vagina

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Caught Sniffing Panties

July 18, 2017 Joseph

Taking a step back, we all know a whole lot about sniffing of clothes. It is a good old time trick, though it is still used. For now, I am alright with the use of this technique, by individuals living … Continue reading Caught Sniffing Panties

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Deal Breaker

June 27, 2017 Joseph

Conversation was flowing so good: we were chatting, smiling and having fun; all was good, all was well. She is one of a kind, well, let I say, she was. No, she isn’t dead, she is so much alive and … Continue reading Deal Breaker

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