Sudden Resolutions

A new year is underway; a time to get everything in order. It is a grand gesture to initiate goals destined at transforming one into a successful being. But, but, are you willing to take up the challenge? If not, let us cut the crap and admit: nothing has changed. The sun still rises and…

Skinny Ugly Whore

I need to work on my titles: But, but, that is exactly what I intend to write about. There will be no twists or shady society-based politeness, after all, it’s all about Embracing Awkwardness. Buckle up my sweet little-dear angels, you are in for a time ride of your life. Worry less, it will be…

Delusional Exercising

“I have exercised constantly since the month began. The month is coming to an end; it will all be good and fine, when I skip exercising today. I have a good feeling, that I will pick up from where I stopped the other day.” It is the little lies we tell ourselves, and also those…

Confusing Interactions?

Should colleagues automatically be considered friends? What about long time colleagues? Am sure over the years you have shared a lot, and even got to hang out at some point. It could have been a forced work gathering, or a birthday celebration of a colleague. Or you are one of a kind who insists on…

Personalized Workout Schedule

Just because it worked for someone else, it will not necessary work for you. In case this happened, extinction of the human species will be initiated. Total disaster will occur, you and I, shall be no more. Quit inquiring what exercise routine someone follows, unless you are using it as a comparison, to know where…

Never Forgetting the Basics

Although I am a Scientist and a huge fun of advancing and modifying life events and aspects, it never takes a way a fact that I am human. Deep down within I, there is, and will always be bits of humanity. It doesn’t matter, no matter how much I rendered, and still are rendering myself…

An Ex’s Wedding Invitation

The humped festive season is officially over, and many are returning to their miserable lives. Sadly, these individuals are failing to make necessarily adjustments, yet they can. They are illuminated with a delusional belief, that life should be boring, soon as one attempts this thing called adulting. Oh, you my dear, you are doing it all…

She had Huge Boobs, That I Recall

It is clear, pretending that you liked a someone’s personality on first sight is total bullshit. Worry less my sweet devilish angels, I come bearing great good news: we are in this together, thus no need to feel all weird about it. Next time you feel stranded claiming not to remember how to describe a someone…

Speaking Garbage

Initiating a conversation isn’t something that one gets to jiggle around like crap. Ordinary lines such as talking about the day’s weather, are truly boring, and indicate a general luck of creativity in one’s life. Weather should be used to initiate a conversation, if and only if, one is describing what’s causing the weather to…

Expected a Shaved Vagina

Of lately, I have also been hearing a lot of shit, considering completely well shaved vaginas, as belonging to kids. Crap, how in the bloody fucked up hell, did I encounter this other piece of bullshit? Well, it perhaps has to do with this thing called being normal, which I have been trying out, since…

Caught Sniffing Panties

Taking a step back, we all know a whole lot about sniffing of clothes. It is a good old time trick, though it is still used. For now, I am alright with the use of this technique, by individuals living in areas where water is scarce. Unfortunately, you find that individuals who live in well-watered…

Deal Breaker

Conversation was flowing so good: we were chatting, smiling and having fun; all was good, all was well. She is one of a kind, well, let I say, she was. No, she isn’t dead, she is so much alive and kicking shit like hell. But the thing is, she is a rare species, though still…