Gender is Fluid You Dick

“That is not so nice Joseph”, as she would say. But since she decided to tie I down with face to the left-side, dry humped a hell out of I, and still lied straight to my face, I kept believing. I clinged unto hope, as I had a feeling, perhaps there would ever be an…

Tormenting Dilemma

Trying out something new, is what many aspire to do, but only a brave few, can pull it off. Time has gone by, since I wrote my first book: Ricocheting Regrets; Sadness in my Positivity, which was a strange thing for I. I wasn’t familiar with how the book writing industry worked, thus no idea,…

Smacked Obsession

Halt for a minute, is it just I, or does anyone else do this shit: suddenly fall in for a song, get obsessed with the song; then listen to it over and over, and over again, till you are suddenly fade up with the damn thing. Of course, as of now, the beautiful melody and…

You’re Replaceable

We all want to be perceived as unique and special. This goes along with being treasured and appreciated, in every life aspect which we take part in. Sadly, and in most cases, this starts off from one’s childhood, and it is deeply instilled in a child, as being a special kind of somebody. Twenty-seven now,…

Living Life to the Fullest

Some aspects of life, such as reminiscing about the good old days, deserve to be taken out of people’s lives. Such aspects, are destined to be assassinated, with no trace evidence left. This follows I having been a victim on several accounts, of listening to soulless individuals, reminiscing about the good old days. Worsening the…

Broken Comfort Zones

So much is cramped within twenty-four hours. This is accompanied by lots of tasks required to be accomplished, within a specific time. A twenty-first century we are residing in, is seriously dry humping the hell out of our lives. Along this comes daily critics, who are unwantedly forcing their heads into one’s life. Stress and…

Trending Retardedness

A dear someone: “l am trying to figure out what is wrong with my damn stupid phone”. Joseph: Wait, is that a fancy way of saying you are Googling the shift out of it? The dear someone stared at I and smiled in suspense. It is an interesting world out there when it comes to…

Embracing Sluts

I have been called a slut once, okay twice, alright; shut it, the number doesn’t really matter. But the interesting fact is that, those who called I a slut, we had never even tasted each other’s tongue. I wonder as to how they suddenly drew that conclusion? Perhaps it has to do with I always…

Heterosexual Chaos

Decided Entrapment Bound by norms of society, I craved a deviant path of randomness Only to be wholeheartedly consoled, By weirdness and awkwardness Vibrating through, A flawlessly perfected physique Decisions I made, due to resulting fear Trapped destined energies, I ventured in I was a drowning bug I kept breathing, my hourglass tilted Fortunately, I…

Ricocheting Regrets

Sadness in My Positivity Sadness struck, positivity and joy, I delightfully chanted Enough was enough, fate sprung, swinging my soul On an enchanted scarecrow, owned by forefathers of time Misery, sorrow, and darkness; I blocked out of life For more than two decades: escalated and converged Shattering a wall, I built with schools of different…

Hailed Resolutions

Well, well my sweet little angels, a fucken branded new year has already begun cruising the horizon. It is clear now, that the Great Mayans indeed screwed up. Let us not give them much crap, as I am sure, I screw up regularly. If in doubt, you haven’t yet read enough of my blog posts….

Explicit Sexual Scenes

It is in rare instances that a someone feels comfortable sharing their personal computer with a someone else. In most cases, whenever a someone asks for another to assist them with a laptop, a question of what do you want to do follows. In case a reply of I want to check the internet is…