Voices In my Head

Peter: Joseph, do you believe in God? Joseph: No, I don’t. Okay, alright, I used to. In fact, I once dreamt of becoming a priest. But, that was with a sole purpose of casting demons out of people; better yet, become the first black pope. My fucken dream got annihilated by a bunch of bureaucratic…

She had Huge Boobs, That I Recall

It is clear, pretending that you liked a someone’s personality on first sight is total bullshit. Worry less my sweet devilish angels, I come bearing great good news: we are in this together, thus no need to feel all weird about it. Next time you feel stranded claiming not to remember how to describe a someone…

Your Face is Adult Content

One shouldn’t act all surprised, as if they have spotted an old guy, wearing a pink sweater, and riding a pony. I used to think that ponies where majestic creatures, until a day I heard of a pony, which kicked a tiny human, straight in the belly. Seems irrelevant, right? Right. Yeah right, so is…

Full Time Job For Graduate School

Don’t do it Joseph, a tiny voice in my head kept echoing. Who was I to resist a thought to be adventurous lifestyle of graduate school? You bet, and besides, I could not simply let such an opportunity slip by. Furthermore, with increasing bills to pay, in a turducken perfect world, quitting a full-time job…

Speaking Garbage

Initiating a conversation isn’t something that one gets to jiggle around like crap. Ordinary lines such as talking about the day’s weather, are truly boring, and indicate a general luck of creativity in one’s life. Weather should be used to initiate a conversation, if and only if, one is describing what’s causing the weather to…

Pride in Buying Condoms

Quite a variety occur, its a fucken rainbow. And not forgetting about the different flavors, I am glad to belong to this fun-filled innovative and creative modern world. I once gifted a dear someone a twenty-four pack of condoms. Don’t worry, they were non-latex, thus no concern of whether either party to be involved could…

Was the One; Said No Smart Person Ever

Gender is fluid,  so shut it. I can be a lady for a day, pimp a living hell down. The thing is, I am sick of hearing this thing: she was the one, he was the one, it was the one. Well, it’s a damn modern world, and I am sure as heavens, I have…

Screwed by Doing the Right Thing

I have a demented delusional thinking, which clearly states that: I am not the only one who has fallen a victim to this sort of thing. Furthermore, if and only if a feedback could be obtained from our predecessors, only then, we could find out more. This could be in form of yelled out screams…

Haunted Tipping

Are you an arsehole who never tips? Or you are a kind-hearted form of an arsehole who tips someone based on your attraction towards them? Well, for the latter, I sort of offer you a pass for now, but we shall have to polish up your ethics later. Ever since I discovered and learnt more…

Twisted Caring

Chaotic lifestyles we are trending in, haven’t handed us much of a free state of the mind opportunity, to truly discover and express who we are. Shitty lives we wiggle through, are blended with plenty of crap, something which isn’t new. This has forced many to keep to themselves, regardless of blazing happiness or chaos…

Shit, I have Neighbors

Well, I don’t know much about you, but for I, I am residing in the damn fast paced twenty-first century, where every moment counts. I aim at making and living in the moment, rather than living on moments. I have very little time to spare, thus utilize hours of each day which goes by. This…

Expected a Shaved Vagina

Of lately, I have also been hearing a lot of shit, considering completely well shaved vaginas, as belonging to kids. Crap, how in the bloody fucked up hell, did I encounter this other piece of bullshit? Well, it perhaps has to do with this thing called being normal, which I have been trying out, since…