Thirty-one years old and I still don’t get it as to why many make it a big IT: getting a phone number of someone they have a massive crush on? I used to hear about it in lyrics, so I … Continue reading The Phone Number = You’re Screwed
I forgive but I don’t forget; so, whatever shit you believe in, don’t dare mention it. I am neither an Almighty nor suffering from brain damage; and please, never ever use a demented stupid excuse of having been drunk or … Continue reading The Healing Power of Sailing Away
I need to work on my titles: But, but, that is exactly what I intend to write about. There will be no twists or shady society-based politeness, after all, it’s all about Embracing Awkwardness. Buckle up my sweet little-dear angels, … Continue reading Skinny Ugly Whore
“I have exercised constantly since the month began. The month is coming to an end; it will all be good and fine, when I skip exercising today. I have a good feeling, that I will pick up from where I … Continue reading Delusional Exercising
I spent two hours and eighteen minutes working out three days ago. This included minimal rest periods in between, to catch a breath. Much as it sounds cool, it initiated several caution lights and alarms. I know, I am a … Continue reading How Long? Stay Longer
Should colleagues automatically be considered friends? What about long time colleagues? Am sure over the years you have shared a lot, and even got to hang out at some point. It could have been a forced work gathering, or a … Continue reading Confusing Interactions?
In this delusional twenty-first century, anyone with internet access and basic computing skills, yet they do not possess an active social media account of any kind: they are against globalization and initiating extinction of the human species. But, there is, … Continue reading Grabbing Social Media by Balls
Just because it worked for someone else, it will not necessary work for you. In case this happened, extinction of the human species will be initiated. Total disaster will occur, you and I, shall be no more. Quit inquiring what … Continue reading Personalized Workout Schedule
I find it interesting that no matter how many sexual references I have so far made, tossing out my appreciation for female genitalia, many still think that I am gay. However, I continue to take it up, as a compliment. … Continue reading Boobs and Vaginas
Although I am a Scientist and a huge fun of advancing and modifying life events and aspects, it never takes a way a fact that I am human. Deep down within I, there is, and will always be bits of … Continue reading Never Forgetting the Basics
The humped festive season is officially over, and many are returning to their miserable lives. Sadly, these individuals are failing to make necessarily adjustments, yet they can. They are illuminated with a delusional belief, that life should be boring, soon as … Continue reading An Ex’s Wedding Invitation
The Sweet Escape: Oh dear, that lagging necklace thingy you have got going on there, it is mesmerizing. Its curvatures are ridiculously tormenting, with darling sparks of glares. I just can’t take my eyes off it. It seems to be … Continue reading Are you staring at my boobs?
