Skinny Ugly Whore

I need to work on my titles: But, but, that is exactly what I intend to write about. There will be no twists or shady society-based politeness, after all, it’s all about Embracing Awkwardness. Buckle up my sweet little-dear angels, you are in for a time ride of your life. Worry less, it will be…

Confusing Interactions?

Should colleagues automatically be considered friends? What about long time colleagues? Am sure over the years you have shared a lot, and even got to hang out at some point. It could have been a forced work gathering, or a birthday celebration of a colleague. Or you are one of a kind who insists on…

Grabbing Social Media by Balls

In this delusional twenty-first century, anyone with internet access and basic computing skills, yet they do not possess an active social media account of any kind: they are against globalization and initiating extinction of the human species. But, there is, and will always be, an exception: I give a free pass to those above fifty…

Personalized Workout Schedule

Just because it worked for someone else, it will not necessary work for you. In case this happened, extinction of the human species will be initiated. Total disaster will occur, you and I, shall be no more. Quit inquiring what exercise routine someone follows, unless you are using it as a comparison, to know where…

Your Messages Suck

Seriously, what the bloody living hell, could I keep replying? I looked on my phone earlier today. A pretending friend of mine, sent I a message. The message received never made any sense. So much we shared in a past, but many things drove us apart. That would not be an issue, I am well…

Uplifted by Porn

Must be above legal porn watching age: Many individuals and social norms criticize porn in a variety of ways. Personally, I consider porn to be uplifting, given benefits I have obtained from it over the years. Starting with the obvious: Entertainment: Lately, movies are very predictable and no new definite story lines or acts, are on…

Heterosexual Chaos

Decided Entrapment Bound by norms of society, I craved a deviant path of randomness Only to be wholeheartedly consoled, By weirdness and awkwardness Vibrating through, A flawlessly perfected physique Decisions I made, due to resulting fear Trapped destined energies, I ventured in I was a drowning bug I kept breathing, my hourglass tilted Fortunately, I…

Ricocheting Regrets

Sadness in My Positivity Sadness struck, positivity and joy, I delightfully chanted Enough was enough, fate sprung, swinging my soul On an enchanted scarecrow, owned by forefathers of time Misery, sorrow, and darkness; I blocked out of life For more than two decades: escalated and converged Shattering a wall, I built with schools of different…