Trending Retardedness

A dear someone: “l am trying to figure out what is wrong with my damn stupid phone”. Joseph: Wait, is that a fancy way of saying you are Googling the shift out of it? The dear someone stared at I and smiled in suspense. It is an interesting world out there when it comes to…

Why Adults Should Have Sex:

Sadly, having sex within adults, is still considered shameful by some. Tremendous awkwardness rises, during incidences which involve sexual maneuvers. It is strange, such a thing still occurs in this twenty-first century, with all the sex education that adults should have gone through, accompanied with sexualizing pretty much everything. As of now, anything within proximity…

Embracing Sluts

I have been called a slut once, okay twice, alright; shut it, the number doesn’t really matter. But the interesting fact is that, those who called I a slut, we had never even tasted each other’s tongue. I wonder as to how they suddenly drew that conclusion? Perhaps it has to do with I always…

Heterosexual Chaos

Decided Entrapment Bound by norms of society, I craved a deviant path of randomness Only to be wholeheartedly consoled, By weirdness and awkwardness Vibrating through, A flawlessly perfected physique Decisions I made, due to resulting fear Trapped destined energies, I ventured in I was a drowning bug I kept breathing, my hourglass tilted Fortunately, I…

Ricocheting Regrets

Sadness in My Positivity Sadness struck, positivity and joy, I delightfully chanted Enough was enough, fate sprung, swinging my soul On an enchanted scarecrow, owned by forefathers of time Misery, sorrow, and darkness; I blocked out of life For more than two decades: escalated and converged Shattering a wall, I built with schools of different…

Roamed Struggles: 6 0f 6

The night was coming to an end I had to decide fast, Whose bosoms, My head was to rest on, before dawn I was trapped in my decisions Revolving in my head Based on facts I knew, and my actions I wondered, as to how much chaos, Would result, if I let free, Abandoning my…

Hailed Resolutions

Well, well my sweet little angels, a fucken branded new year has already begun cruising the horizon. It is clear now, that the Great Mayans indeed screwed up. Let us not give them much crap, as I am sure, I screw up regularly. If in doubt, you haven’t yet read enough of my blog posts….

Sexual Struggles

I have been on a blind date once. Sadly, this blind date was setup by a dear someone I had a massive crush on. Well, I guess that fucken explains my screwed love story. I should let out a little secret: I still cling on tight, unto moments I cherished with my blind date. You…

The Morning After

Have you ever woken up in a morning, opened your eyes and you don’t have a slight idea of where the heavenly hell you are? And no, you are neither bound, nor gagged, but are in a nice cozy bedding. Escalating the situation, you feel some strange warmth radiating from your sides… You brain roams…

A beauty of Gifting Condoms

Once proclaimed November rocks the streets on a trending wheel of spontaneity, celebrations and jubilations are on a rise. It does not matter who the bloody hell one is, or where in the fucked up heavens they hide, messed up days of celebrations are to be forcefully encountered. Sadly, a query always springs up, as…