Speaking Garbage

Initiating a conversation isn’t something that one gets to jiggle around like crap. Ordinary lines such as talking about the day’s weather, are truly boring, and indicate a general luck of creativity in one’s life. Weather should be used to initiate a conversation, if and only if, one is describing what’s causing the weather to…

Pride in Buying Condoms

Quite a variety occur, its a fucken rainbow. And not forgetting about the different flavors, I am glad to belong to this fun-filled innovative and creative modern world. I once gifted a dear someone a twenty-four pack of condoms. Don’t worry, they were non-latex, thus no concern of whether either party to be involved could…

Was the One; Said No Smart Person Ever

Gender is fluid,  so shut it. I can be a lady for a day, pimp a living hell down. The thing is, I am sick of hearing this thing: she was the one, he was the one, it was the one. Well, it’s a damn modern world, and I am sure as heavens, I have…

Screwed by Doing the Right Thing

I have a demented delusional thinking, which clearly states that: I am not the only one who has fallen a victim to this sort of thing. Furthermore, if and only if a feedback could be obtained from our predecessors, only then, we could find out more. This could be in form of yelled out screams…

Haunted Tipping

Are you an arsehole who never tips? Or you are a kind-hearted form of an arsehole who tips someone based on your attraction towards them? Well, for the latter, I sort of offer you a pass for now, but we shall have to polish up your ethics later. Ever since I discovered and learnt more…

Twisted Caring

Chaotic lifestyles we are trending in, haven’t handed us much of a free state of the mind opportunity, to truly discover and express who we are. Shitty lives we wiggle through, are blended with plenty of crap, something which isn’t new. This has forced many to keep to themselves, regardless of blazing happiness or chaos…

Shit, I have Neighbors

Well, I don’t know much about you, but for I, I am residing in the damn fast paced twenty-first century, where every moment counts. I aim at making and living in the moment, rather than living on moments. I have very little time to spare, thus utilize hours of each day which goes by. This…

Expected a Shaved Vagina

Of lately, I have also been hearing a lot of shit, considering completely well shaved vaginas, as belonging to kids. Crap, how in the bloody fucked up hell, did I encounter this other piece of bullshit? Well, it perhaps has to do with this thing called being normal, which I have been trying out, since…

Unseeing the Seen

There is an intense and interesting level of awkwardness, which springs up, when a someone sees, what they are not supposed to see. This is mainly due to screwed society norms, seriously brainwashing, and dry humping minds of many. Strangely, most of the things or acts seen, that are not supposed to be seen, and…

Caught Sniffing Panties

Taking a step back, we all know a whole lot about sniffing of clothes. It is a good old time trick, though it is still used. For now, I am alright with the use of this technique, by individuals living in areas where water is scarce. Unfortunately, you find that individuals who live in well-watered…

Out of Ideas

No, and a firm NO: I am not out of ideas, so pimp the living hell down. But the thing is, have you ever been there and your mind is blank as fuck? I am sure that is not the right simile, but you get what I am driving at. It is so sad, many…

Self-Pleasuring BS

I am sick and fed up of hearing all this bullshit and nonsense uttered out loud, about masturbating. From an altered life perspective, we were uplifted by porn, which enabled our receiving of masturbating wisdom. Unfortunately, like any other form of offered wisdom, it appears, we simply tossed masturbating wisdom through the window, and up high,…