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Dry Humped Teddy Bear

February 13, 2019May 25, 2019 Joseph

From a distance in a hallway, I spotted a kid dry humping a teddy bear. Don’t worry, I never interrupted. Like any decent grown up and responsible human of the advanced technological era, I pulled out a phone and took … Continue reading Dry Humped Teddy Bear

Awkwardness, Creativity8 Comments

Humped Festive Season

December 26, 2018December 11, 2019 Joseph

It is no longer awkward to gift a pack of condoms to a dear one, but the struggle remains real. I confess, I am an occasional “racist”, since I enjoy telling people how white or black they have turned, over … Continue reading Humped Festive Season

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Offer: Senior Citizen Strippers

November 7, 2018November 7, 2018 Joseph

“Can we please interest you in the word of our Lord God the creator of the universe and all that resides on and in it?”, humbly inquired two random strangers. Whoa, that was very elaborate. Any who, not being an … Continue reading Offer: Senior Citizen Strippers

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Complimented

October 25, 2018 Joseph

I am not sure why I felt good when someone complimented my English? Maybe it is because we are living in an opportunistic century, making true compliments rare. Or it has to do with a video of mine commented on … Continue reading Complimented

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Who to Blame?

October 4, 2018October 10, 2018 Joseph

The one wearing a super short, short mini skirt; or the other staring dead straight at her glaring and shabbily appearing thighs from a distance? I am a huge fun of indecency and enjoy watching a society “fall apart”, when … Continue reading Who to Blame?

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Questionable Wallpapers

September 12, 2018September 26, 2018 Joseph

As of now, for those who follow my site, you are aware, and thoroughly well informed, as to how much I am a huge fun of indecency and sexuality. Many adults are still failing to accept and embrace a fact … Continue reading Questionable Wallpapers

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Skinny Ugly Whore

July 8, 2018August 8, 2018 Joseph

I need to work on my titles: But, but, that is exactly what I intend to write about. There will be no twists or shady society-based politeness, after all, it’s all about Embracing Awkwardness. Buckle up my sweet little-dear angels, … Continue reading Skinny Ugly Whore

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Let’s Get Intimate

June 20, 2018January 22, 2020 Joseph

It has been a while since I last shared anything. And oh please, it isn’t because I am becoming a selfish son of a preacher, nor happen to be fucken dating a preacher’s daughter. But, it is all because, I … Continue reading Let’s Get Intimate

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How Long? Stay Longer

May 29, 2018November 7, 2018 Joseph

I spent two hours and eighteen minutes working out three days ago. This included minimal rest periods in between, to catch a breath. Much as it sounds cool, it initiated several caution lights and alarms. I know, I am a … Continue reading How Long? Stay Longer

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Confusing Interactions?

May 26, 2018May 23, 2018 Joseph

Should colleagues automatically be considered friends? What about long time colleagues? Am sure over the years you have shared a lot, and even got to hang out at some point. It could have been a forced work gathering, or a … Continue reading Confusing Interactions?

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Grabbing Social Media by Balls

May 20, 2018May 19, 2018 Joseph

In this delusional twenty-first century, anyone with internet access and basic computing skills, yet they do not possess an active social media account of any kind: they are against globalization and initiating extinction of the human species. But, there is, … Continue reading Grabbing Social Media by Balls

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Personalized Workout Schedule

May 12, 2018September 5, 2018 Joseph

Just because it worked for someone else, it will not necessary work for you. In case this happened, extinction of the human species will be initiated. Total disaster will occur, you and I, shall be no more. Quit inquiring what … Continue reading Personalized Workout Schedule

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