Dry Humped Teddy Bear

From a distance in a hallway, I spotted a kid dry humping a teddy bear. Don’t worry, I never interrupted. Like any decent grown up and responsible human of the advanced technological era, I pulled out a phone and took a photo. Tempted I was, to post it on social media. Imagine of all likes…

Humped Festive Season

It is no longer awkward to gift a pack of condoms to a dear one, but the struggle remains real. I confess, I am an occasional “racist”, since I enjoy telling people how white or black they have turned, over the time I haven’t seen them. Indeed, I should have been aborted. On a slightly…

Offer: Senior Citizen Strippers

“Can we please interest you in the word of our Lord God the creator of the universe and all that resides on and in it?”, humbly inquired two random strangers. Whoa, that was very elaborate. Any who, not being an arsehole, I replied with a cheesy smile: ‘sure, come in, and afterwards I shall entertain…

Complimented

I am not sure why I felt good when someone complimented my English? Maybe it is because we are living in an opportunistic century, making true compliments rare. Or it has to do with a video of mine commented on by someone wishing for an English version? Yeah right, hang in there, the tormenting wish…

Who to Blame?

The one wearing a super short, short mini skirt; or the other staring dead straight at her glaring and shabbily appearing thighs from a distance? I am a huge fun of indecency and enjoy watching a society “fall apart”, when it comes to sexuality of adults and young adults. I don’t get it, when a…

Questionable Wallpapers

As of now, for those who follow my site, you are aware, and thoroughly well informed, as to how much I am a huge fun of indecency and sexuality. Many adults are still failing to accept and embrace a fact that, the world is truly driven on the rims of sexuality, as well as its…

Skinny Ugly Whore

I need to work on my titles: But, but, that is exactly what I intend to write about. There will be no twists or shady society-based politeness, after all, it’s all about Embracing Awkwardness. Buckle up my sweet little-dear angels, you are in for a time ride of your life. Worry less, it will be…

Let’s Get Intimate

It has been a while since I last shared anything. And oh please, it isn’t because I am becoming a selfish son of a preacher, nor happen to be fucken dating a preacher’s daughter. But, it is all because, I have been trying out this thing called adulting, and it is truly doing a number…

How Long? Stay Longer

I spent two hours and eighteen minutes working out three days ago. This included minimal rest periods in between, to catch a breath. Much as it sounds cool, it initiated several caution lights and alarms. I know, I am a verified workout junkie, but based on the intensity of my workouts, that is a lot…

Confusing Interactions?

Should colleagues automatically be considered friends? What about long time colleagues? Am sure over the years you have shared a lot, and even got to hang out at some point. It could have been a forced work gathering, or a birthday celebration of a colleague. Or you are one of a kind who insists on…

Grabbing Social Media by Balls

In this delusional twenty-first century, anyone with internet access and basic computing skills, yet they do not possess an active social media account of any kind: they are against globalization and initiating extinction of the human species. But, there is, and will always be, an exception: I give a free pass to those above fifty…

Personalized Workout Schedule

Just because it worked for someone else, it will not necessary work for you. In case this happened, extinction of the human species will be initiated. Total disaster will occur, you and I, shall be no more. Quit inquiring what exercise routine someone follows, unless you are using it as a comparison, to know where…