Only Interested in your Tits

Shut it, I am aware: it doesn’t sound pleasant or polite; but you must appreciate, it’s the damn truth. Well, it is also the amazing twenty-first century, a time of striving to get rid of demented politeness, which slowly ruins and slaughters lives of many. I prefer a someone who blasts it out like hell,…

It’s My Damn Phone

I don’t get it when a someone gets all mad and pissed off, when they receive no response from I, over the phone. Some take it to a next level of attacking I, enquiring as to why in the bloody hell, I haven’t been answering my phone? Wait a fucken minute, did I hear you…

Horny in Public

A while back while volunteering in an emergency room, at a nearby health center, a high school kid was brought in after losing consciousness. This was due to “over masturbating”. Weeks passed by, and I bumped into a health news article, talking about a guy who masturbated about twenty-three times a day. This fact was…

Meant Not to Be

It seems too appropriate for I to write about how some individuals are not meant to be, just right after chatting about the courageous few men, who shoot blanks. Any who, since many are not in charge of lives they claim to own, it could be because of them not being meant to be. Some brave…

Men Shooting Blanks

Retardedly, not only is this considered to be a very sensitive issue, but it is also a huge it, close to a world’s greatest abomination ever witnessed by mankind. Perhaps, it has to do with some demented medieval mentality, of being perceived as less manly, if a guy was shooting blanks. Well, it may also…

Tormenting Dilemma

Trying out something new, is what many aspire to do, but only a brave few, can pull it off. Time has gone by, since I wrote my first book: Ricocheting Regrets; Sadness in my Positivity, which was a strange thing for I. I wasn’t familiar with how the book writing industry worked, thus no idea,…

Smacked Obsession

Halt for a minute, is it just I, or does anyone else do this shit: suddenly fall in for a song, get obsessed with the song; then listen to it over and over, and over again, till you are suddenly fade up with the damn thing. Of course, as of now, the beautiful melody and…

You’re Replaceable

We all want to be perceived as unique and special. This goes along with being treasured and appreciated, in every life aspect which we take part in. Sadly, and in most cases, this starts off from one’s childhood, and it is deeply instilled in a child, as being a special kind of somebody. Twenty-seven now,…

Trending Retardedness

A dear someone: “l am trying to figure out what is wrong with my damn stupid phone”. Joseph: Wait, is that a fancy way of saying you are Googling the shift out of it? The dear someone stared at I and smiled in suspense. It is an interesting world out there when it comes to…

Heterosexual Chaos

Decided Entrapment Bound by norms of society, I craved a deviant path of randomness Only to be wholeheartedly consoled, By weirdness and awkwardness Vibrating through, A flawlessly perfected physique Decisions I made, due to resulting fear Trapped destined energies, I ventured in I was a drowning bug I kept breathing, my hourglass tilted Fortunately, I…

Ricocheting Regrets

Sadness in My Positivity Sadness struck, positivity and joy, I delightfully chanted Enough was enough, fate sprung, swinging my soul On an enchanted scarecrow, owned by forefathers of time Misery, sorrow, and darkness; I blocked out of life For more than two decades: escalated and converged Shattering a wall, I built with schools of different…

Sexual Struggles

I have been on a blind date once. Sadly, this blind date was setup by a dear someone I had a massive crush on. Well, I guess that fucken explains my screwed love story. I should let out a little secret: I still cling on tight, unto moments I cherished with my blind date. You…