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Skinny Ugly Whore

July 8, 2018August 8, 2018 Joseph

I need to work on my titles: But, but, that is exactly what I intend to write about. There will be no twists or shady society-based politeness, after all, it’s all about Embracing Awkwardness. Buckle up my sweet little-dear angels, … Continue reading Skinny Ugly Whore

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Confusing Interactions?

May 26, 2018May 23, 2018 Joseph

Should colleagues automatically be considered friends? What about long time colleagues? Am sure over the years you have shared a lot, and even got to hang out at some point. It could have been a forced work gathering, or a … Continue reading Confusing Interactions?

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Grabbing Social Media by Balls

May 20, 2018May 19, 2018 Joseph

In this delusional twenty-first century, anyone with internet access and basic computing skills, yet they do not possess an active social media account of any kind: they are against globalization and initiating extinction of the human species. But, there is, … Continue reading Grabbing Social Media by Balls

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Your Messages Suck

May 4, 2018May 5, 2018 Joseph

Seriously, what the bloody living hell, could I keep replying? I looked on my phone earlier today. A pretending friend of mine, sent I a message. The message received never made any sense. So much we shared in a past, … Continue reading Your Messages Suck

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Uplifted by Porn

May 1, 2018May 1, 2018 Joseph

Must be above legal porn watching age: Many individuals and social norms criticize porn in a variety of ways. Personally, I consider porn to be uplifting, given benefits I have obtained from it over the years. Starting with the obvious: Entertainment: … Continue reading Uplifted by Porn

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Boobs and Vaginas

April 25, 2018January 30, 2019 Joseph

I find it interesting that no matter how many sexual references I have so far made, tossing out my appreciation for female genitalia, many still think that I am gay. However, I continue to take it up, as a compliment. … Continue reading Boobs and Vaginas

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Of Course, She Has a Vagina

April 11, 2018April 20, 2018 Joseph

Great shout outs, to this goddammit twenty-first century, in which the obvious is no longer necessarily, the expected. Many, including previously redefined self-proclaimed retards, are accepting reality. This has reached an extent of searching for the truth, instead of holding … Continue reading Of Course, She Has a Vagina

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Never Forgetting the Basics

March 28, 2018 Joseph

Although I am a Scientist and a huge fun of advancing and modifying life events and aspects, it never takes a way a fact that I am human. Deep down within I, there is, and will always be bits of … Continue reading Never Forgetting the Basics

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I Love You: Thank You

February 13, 2018December 5, 2018 Joseph

What better day to ruin people’s “Valentine great romantic ideas”, than a day before? Please tell I that you have ever witnessed such a sucking situation? And you happened to be the sad recipient of the thank you, after pouring … Continue reading I Love You: Thank You

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Are you staring at my boobs?

December 21, 2017 Joseph

The Sweet Escape: Oh dear, that lagging necklace thingy you have got going on there, it is mesmerizing. Its curvatures are ridiculously tormenting, with darling sparks of glares. I just can’t take my eyes off it. It seems to be … Continue reading Are you staring at my boobs?

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Voices In my Head

December 1, 2017January 30, 2019 Joseph

Peter: Joseph, do you believe in God? Joseph: No, I don’t. Okay, alright, I used to. In fact, I once dreamt of becoming a priest. But, that was with a sole purpose of casting demons out of people; better yet, … Continue reading Voices In my Head

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She had Huge Boobs, That I Recall  

November 22, 2017 Joseph

It is clear, pretending that you liked a someone’s personality on first sight is total bullshit. Worry less my sweet devilish angels, I come bearing great good news: we are in this together, thus no need to feel all weird about … Continue reading She had Huge Boobs, That I Recall  

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