Self-Pleasuring BS

I am sick and fed up of hearing all this bullshit and nonsense uttered out loud, about masturbating. From an altered life perspective, we were uplifted by porn, which enabled our receiving of masturbating wisdom. Unfortunately, like any other form of offered wisdom, it appears, we simply tossed masturbating wisdom through the window, and up high,…

Deal Breaker

Conversation was flowing so good: we were chatting, smiling and having fun; all was good, all was well. She is one of a kind, well, let I say, she was. No, she isn’t dead, she is so much alive and kicking shit like hell. But the thing is, she is a rare species, though still…

It’s My Damn Phone

I don’t get it when a someone gets all mad and pissed off, when they receive no response from I, over the phone. Some take it to a next level of attacking I, enquiring as to why in the bloody hell, I haven’t been answering my phone? Wait a fucken minute, did I hear you…

Horny in Public

A while back while volunteering in an emergency room, at a nearby health center, a high school kid was brought in after losing consciousness. This was due to “over masturbating”. Weeks passed by, and I bumped into a health news article, talking about a guy who masturbated about twenty-three times a day. This fact was…

Trending Retardedness

A dear someone: “l am trying to figure out what is wrong with my damn stupid phone”. Joseph: Wait, is that a fancy way of saying you are Googling the shift out of it? The dear someone stared at I and smiled in suspense. It is an interesting world out there when it comes to…

Embracing Sluts

I have been called a slut once, okay twice, alright; shut it, the number doesn’t really matter. But the interesting fact is that, those who called I a slut, we had never even tasted each other’s tongue. I wonder as to how they suddenly drew that conclusion? Perhaps it has to do with I always…

Hailed Resolutions

Well, well my sweet little angels, a fucken branded new year has already begun cruising the horizon. It is clear now, that the Great Mayans indeed screwed up. Let us not give them much crap, as I am sure, I screw up regularly. If in doubt, you haven’t yet read enough of my blog posts….

Uncle Jim

The festive season is around crosswalks. Family gatherings are now a thing, highly encouraged to be attended by many. Luckily enough, of recent, I have not fallen a victim of these gatherings. Yes, I am aware, family gatherings are a good way of getting to know those that could be potentially related to you, as…