Haunted Tipping

Are you an arsehole who never tips? Or you are a kind-hearted form of an arsehole who tips someone based on your attraction towards them? Well, for the latter, I sort of offer you a pass for now, but we shall have to polish up your ethics later. Ever since I discovered and learnt more…

Expected a Shaved Vagina

Of lately, I have also been hearing a lot of shit, considering completely well shaved vaginas, as belonging to kids. Crap, how in the bloody fucked up hell, did I encounter this other piece of bullshit? Well, it perhaps has to do with this thing called being normal, which I have been trying out, since…

Self-Pleasuring BS

I am sick and fed up of hearing all this bullshit and nonsense uttered out loud, about masturbating. From an altered life perspective, we were uplifted by porn, which enabled our receiving of masturbating wisdom. Unfortunately, like any other form of offered wisdom, it appears, we simply tossed masturbating wisdom through the window, and up high,…

Only Interested in your Tits

Shut it, I am aware: it doesn’t sound pleasant or polite; but you must appreciate, it’s the damn truth. Well, it is also the amazing twenty-first century, a time of striving to get rid of demented politeness, which slowly ruins and slaughters lives of many. I prefer a someone who blasts it out like hell,…

Embracing Sluts

I have been called a slut once, okay twice, alright; shut it, the number doesn’t really matter. But the interesting fact is that, those who called I a slut, we had never even tasted each other’s tongue. I wonder as to how they suddenly drew that conclusion? Perhaps it has to do with I always…

Uncle Jim

The festive season is around crosswalks. Family gatherings are now a thing, highly encouraged to be attended by many. Luckily enough, of recent, I have not fallen a victim of these gatherings. Yes, I am aware, family gatherings are a good way of getting to know those that could be potentially related to you, as…

A beauty of Gifting Condoms

Once proclaimed November rocks the streets on a trending wheel of spontaneity, celebrations and jubilations are on a rise. It does not matter who the bloody hell one is, or where in the fucked up heavens they hide, messed up days of celebrations are to be forcefully encountered. Sadly, a query always springs up, as…