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Humped Festive Season

December 26, 2018December 11, 2019 Joseph

It is no longer awkward to gift a pack of condoms to a dear one, but the struggle remains real. I confess, I am an occasional “racist”, since I enjoy telling people how white or black they have turned, over … Continue reading Humped Festive Season

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Skinny Ugly Whore

July 8, 2018August 8, 2018 Joseph

I need to work on my titles: But, but, that is exactly what I intend to write about. There will be no twists or shady society-based politeness, after all, it’s all about Embracing Awkwardness. Buckle up my sweet little-dear angels, … Continue reading Skinny Ugly Whore

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Grabbing Social Media by Balls

May 20, 2018May 19, 2018 Joseph

In this delusional twenty-first century, anyone with internet access and basic computing skills, yet they do not possess an active social media account of any kind: they are against globalization and initiating extinction of the human species. But, there is, … Continue reading Grabbing Social Media by Balls

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Personalized Workout Schedule

May 12, 2018September 5, 2018 Joseph

Just because it worked for someone else, it will not necessary work for you. In case this happened, extinction of the human species will be initiated. Total disaster will occur, you and I, shall be no more. Quit inquiring what … Continue reading Personalized Workout Schedule

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Boobs and Vaginas

April 25, 2018January 30, 2019 Joseph

I find it interesting that no matter how many sexual references I have so far made, tossing out my appreciation for female genitalia, many still think that I am gay. However, I continue to take it up, as a compliment. … Continue reading Boobs and Vaginas

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Never Forgetting the Basics

March 28, 2018 Joseph

Although I am a Scientist and a huge fun of advancing and modifying life events and aspects, it never takes a way a fact that I am human. Deep down within I, there is, and will always be bits of … Continue reading Never Forgetting the Basics

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An Ex’s Wedding Invitation

January 10, 2018January 19, 2019 Joseph

The humped festive season is officially over, and many are returning to their miserable lives. Sadly, these individuals are failing to make necessarily adjustments, yet they can. They are illuminated with a delusional belief, that life should be boring, soon as … Continue reading An Ex’s Wedding Invitation

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Are you staring at my boobs?

December 21, 2017 Joseph

The Sweet Escape: Oh dear, that lagging necklace thingy you have got going on there, it is mesmerizing. Its curvatures are ridiculously tormenting, with darling sparks of glares. I just can’t take my eyes off it. It seems to be … Continue reading Are you staring at my boobs?

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She had Huge Boobs, That I Recall  

November 22, 2017 Joseph

It is clear, pretending that you liked a someone’s personality on first sight is total bullshit. Worry less my sweet devilish angels, I come bearing great good news: we are in this together, thus no need to feel all weird about … Continue reading She had Huge Boobs, That I Recall  

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Your Face is Adult Content

November 12, 2017January 13, 2019 Joseph

One shouldn’t act all surprised, as if they have spotted an old guy, wearing a pink sweater, and riding a pony. I used to think that ponies where majestic creatures, until a day I heard of a pony, which kicked … Continue reading Your Face is Adult Content

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Speaking Garbage

October 19, 2017 Joseph

Initiating a conversation isn’t something that one gets to jiggle around like crap. Ordinary lines such as talking about the day’s weather, are truly boring, and indicate a general luck of creativity in one’s life. Weather should be used to … Continue reading Speaking Garbage

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Screwed by Doing the Right Thing

September 17, 2017 Joseph

I have a demented delusional thinking, which clearly states that: I am not the only one who has fallen a victim to this sort of thing. Furthermore, if and only if a feedback could be obtained from our predecessors, only … Continue reading Screwed by Doing the Right Thing

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