It’s My Damn Phone

I don’t get it when a someone gets all mad and pissed off, when they receive no response from I, over the phone. Some take it to a next level of attacking I, enquiring as to why in the bloody hell, I haven’t been answering my phone? Wait a fucken minute, did I hear you…

Meant Not to Be

It seems too appropriate for I to write about how some individuals are not meant to be, just right after chatting about the courageous few men, who shoot blanks. Any who, since many are not in charge of lives they claim to own, it could be because of them not being meant to be. Some brave…

Men Shooting Blanks

Retardedly, not only is this considered to be a very sensitive issue, but it is also a huge it, close to a world’s greatest abomination ever witnessed by mankind. Perhaps, it has to do with some demented medieval mentality, of being perceived as less manly, if a guy was shooting blanks. Well, it may also…

Living Life to the Fullest

Some aspects of life, such as reminiscing about the good old days, deserve to be taken out of people’s lives. Such aspects, are destined to be assassinated, with no trace evidence left. This follows I having been a victim on several accounts, of listening to soulless individuals, reminiscing about the good old days. Worsening the…

Trending Retardedness

A dear someone: “l am trying to figure out what is wrong with my damn stupid phone”. Joseph: Wait, is that a fancy way of saying you are Googling the shift out of it? The dear someone stared at I and smiled in suspense. It is an interesting world out there when it comes to…

Hailed Resolutions

Well, well my sweet little angels, a fucken branded new year has already begun cruising the horizon. It is clear now, that the Great Mayans indeed screwed up. Let us not give them much crap, as I am sure, I screw up regularly. If in doubt, you haven’t yet read enough of my blog posts….