Expected a Shaved Vagina

Of lately, I have also been hearing a lot of shit, considering completely well shaved vaginas, as belonging to kids. Crap, how in the bloody fucked up hell, did I encounter this other piece of bullshit? Well, it perhaps has to do with this thing called being normal, which I have been trying out, since…

Caught Sniffing Panties

Taking a step back, we all know a whole lot about sniffing of clothes. It is a good old time trick, though it is still used. For now, I am alright with the use of this technique, by individuals living in areas where water is scarce. Unfortunately, you find that individuals who live in well-watered…

Self-Pleasuring BS

I am sick and fed up of hearing all this bullshit and nonsense uttered out loud, about masturbating. From an altered life perspective, we were uplifted by porn, which enabled our receiving of masturbating wisdom. Unfortunately, like any other form of offered wisdom, it appears, we simply tossed masturbating wisdom through the window, and up high,…

Shady Night Out

A heck of craziness occurs daily, without glimpses of scheduled breaks. And when one gets some free time, it does so never correspond with another someone nearby. This leaves many with an option of having a night in, with their eyes fixed unto a screen, watching others having fun. Some individuals tend to be creative,…

Only Interested in your Tits

Shut it, I am aware: it doesn’t sound pleasant or polite; but you must appreciate, it’s the damn truth. Well, it is also the amazing twenty-first century, a time of striving to get rid of demented politeness, which slowly ruins and slaughters lives of many. I prefer a someone who blasts it out like hell,…

It’s My Damn Phone

I don’t get it when a someone gets all mad and pissed off, when they receive no response from I, over the phone. Some take it to a next level of attacking I, enquiring as to why in the bloody hell, I haven’t been answering my phone? Wait a fucken minute, did I hear you…

Horny in Public

A while back while volunteering in an emergency room, at a nearby health center, a high school kid was brought in after losing consciousness. This was due to “over masturbating”. Weeks passed by, and I bumped into a health news article, talking about a guy who masturbated about twenty-three times a day. This fact was…

Tormenting Dilemma

Trying out something new, is what many aspire to do, but only a brave few, can pull it off. Time has gone by, since I wrote my first book: Ricocheting Regrets; Sadness in my Positivity, which was a strange thing for I. I wasn’t familiar with how the book writing industry worked, thus no idea,…

Smacked Obsession

Halt for a minute, is it just I, or does anyone else do this shit: suddenly fall in for a song, get obsessed with the song; then listen to it over and over, and over again, till you are suddenly fade up with the damn thing. Of course, as of now, the beautiful melody and…

Trending Retardedness

A dear someone: “l am trying to figure out what is wrong with my damn stupid phone”. Joseph: Wait, is that a fancy way of saying you are Googling the shift out of it? The dear someone stared at I and smiled in suspense. It is an interesting world out there when it comes to…

Embracing Sluts

I have been called a slut once, okay twice, alright; shut it, the number doesn’t really matter. But the interesting fact is that, those who called I a slut, we had never even tasted each other’s tongue. I wonder as to how they suddenly drew that conclusion? Perhaps it has to do with I always…