Grabbing Social Media by Balls

In this delusional twenty-first century, anyone with internet access and basic computing skills, yet they do not possess an active social media account of any kind: they are against globalization and initiating extinction of the human species. But, there is, and will always be, an exception: I give a free pass to those above fifty…

Your Messages Suck

Seriously, what the bloody living hell, could I keep replying? I looked on my phone earlier today. A pretending friend of mine, sent I a message. The message received never made any sense. So much we shared in a past, but many things drove us apart. That would not be an issue, I am well…

Uplifted by Porn

Must be above legal porn watching age: Many individuals and social norms criticize porn in a variety of ways. Personally, I consider porn to be uplifting, given benefits I have obtained from it over the years. Starting with the obvious: Entertainment: Lately, movies are very predictable and no new definite story lines or acts, are on…

Boobs and Vaginas

I find it interesting that no matter how many sexual references I have so far made, tossing out my appreciation for female genitalia, many still think that I am gay. However, I continue to take it up, as a compliment. My dear, have you taken a closer look at their lifestyle: living in the moment,…

Never Forgetting the Basics

Although I am a Scientist and a huge fun of advancing and modifying life events and aspects, it never takes a way a fact that I am human. Deep down within I, there is, and will always be bits of humanity. It doesn’t matter, no matter how much I rendered, and still are rendering myself…

An Ex’s Wedding Invitation

The humped festive season is officially over, and many are returning to their miserable lives. Sadly, these individuals are failing to make necessarily adjustments, yet they can. They are illuminated with a delusional belief, that life should be boring, soon as one attempts this thing called adulting. Oh, you my dear, you are doing it all…

Are you staring at my boobs?

The Sweet Escape: Oh dear, that lagging necklace thingy you have got going on there, it is mesmerizing. Its curvatures are ridiculously tormenting, with darling sparks of glares. I just can’t take my eyes off it. It seems to be embedded with darkish tones of silver, with a surface having a smooth appearance. Oh, am…

She had Huge Boobs, That I Recall

It is clear, pretending that you liked a someone’s personality on first sight is total bullshit. Worry less my sweet devilish angels, I come bearing great good news: we are in this together, thus no need to feel all weird about it. Next time you feel stranded claiming not to remember how to describe a someone…

Full Time Job For Graduate School

Don’t do it Joseph, a tiny voice in my head kept echoing. Who was I to resist a thought to be adventurous lifestyle of graduate school? You bet, and besides, I could not simply let such an opportunity slip by. Furthermore, with increasing bills to pay, in a turducken perfect world, quitting a full-time job…

Speaking Garbage

Initiating a conversation isn’t something that one gets to jiggle around like crap. Ordinary lines such as talking about the day’s weather, are truly boring, and indicate a general luck of creativity in one’s life. Weather should be used to initiate a conversation, if and only if, one is describing what’s causing the weather to…

Screwed by Doing the Right Thing

I have a demented delusional thinking, which clearly states that: I am not the only one who has fallen a victim to this sort of thing. Furthermore, if and only if a feedback could be obtained from our predecessors, only then, we could find out more. This could be in form of yelled out screams…

Haunted Tipping

Are you an arsehole who never tips? Or you are a kind-hearted form of an arsehole who tips someone based on your attraction towards them? Well, for the latter, I sort of offer you a pass for now, but we shall have to polish up your ethics later. Ever since I discovered and learnt more…