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Grabbing Social Media by Balls

May 20, 2018May 19, 2018 Joseph

In this delusional twenty-first century, anyone with internet access and basic computing skills, yet they do not possess an active social media account of any kind: they are against globalization and initiating extinction of the human species. But, there is, … Continue reading Grabbing Social Media by Balls

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Your Messages Suck

May 4, 2018May 5, 2018 Joseph

Seriously, what the bloody living hell, could I keep replying? I looked on my phone earlier today. A pretending friend of mine, sent I a message. The message received never made any sense. So much we shared in a past, … Continue reading Your Messages Suck

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Uplifted by Porn

May 1, 2018May 1, 2018 Joseph

Must be above legal porn watching age: Many individuals and social norms criticize porn in a variety of ways. Personally, I consider porn to be uplifting, given benefits I have obtained from it over the years. Starting with the obvious: Entertainment: … Continue reading Uplifted by Porn

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Boobs and Vaginas

April 25, 2018January 30, 2019 Joseph

I find it interesting that no matter how many sexual references I have so far made, tossing out my appreciation for female genitalia, many still think that I am gay. However, I continue to take it up, as a compliment. … Continue reading Boobs and Vaginas

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Never Forgetting the Basics

March 28, 2018 Joseph

Although I am a Scientist and a huge fun of advancing and modifying life events and aspects, it never takes a way a fact that I am human. Deep down within I, there is, and will always be bits of … Continue reading Never Forgetting the Basics

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An Ex’s Wedding Invitation

January 10, 2018January 19, 2019 Joseph

The humped festive season is officially over, and many are returning to their miserable lives. Sadly, these individuals are failing to make necessarily adjustments, yet they can. They are illuminated with a delusional belief, that life should be boring, soon as … Continue reading An Ex’s Wedding Invitation

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Are you staring at my boobs?

December 21, 2017 Joseph

The Sweet Escape: Oh dear, that lagging necklace thingy you have got going on there, it is mesmerizing. Its curvatures are ridiculously tormenting, with darling sparks of glares. I just can’t take my eyes off it. It seems to be … Continue reading Are you staring at my boobs?

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She had Huge Boobs, That I Recall  

November 22, 2017 Joseph

It is clear, pretending that you liked a someone’s personality on first sight is total bullshit. Worry less my sweet devilish angels, I come bearing great good news: we are in this together, thus no need to feel all weird about … Continue reading She had Huge Boobs, That I Recall  

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Full Time Job For Graduate School

November 1, 2017January 30, 2019 Joseph

Don’t do it Joseph, a tiny voice in my head kept echoing. Who was I to resist a thought to be adventurous lifestyle of graduate school? You bet, and besides, I could not simply let such an opportunity slip by. … Continue reading Full Time Job For Graduate School

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Speaking Garbage

October 19, 2017 Joseph

Initiating a conversation isn’t something that one gets to jiggle around like crap. Ordinary lines such as talking about the day’s weather, are truly boring, and indicate a general luck of creativity in one’s life. Weather should be used to … Continue reading Speaking Garbage

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Screwed by Doing the Right Thing

September 17, 2017 Joseph

I have a demented delusional thinking, which clearly states that: I am not the only one who has fallen a victim to this sort of thing. Furthermore, if and only if a feedback could be obtained from our predecessors, only … Continue reading Screwed by Doing the Right Thing

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Haunted Tipping

September 7, 2017 Joseph

Are you an arsehole who never tips? Or you are a kind-hearted form of an arsehole who tips someone based on your attraction towards them? Well, for the latter, I sort of offer you a pass for now, but we … Continue reading Haunted Tipping

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