Who to Blame?

The one wearing a super short, short mini skirt; or the other staring dead straight at her glaring and shabbily appearing thighs from a distance? I am a huge fun of indecency and enjoy watching a society “fall apart”, when it comes to sexuality of adults and young adults. I don’t get it, when a…

Ploughed River City: 3 of 8

Swinging my cerebral cortex, Back and forth, through ravishing dirt You eagerly forgot something A very crucial and important aspect, Aimed at survival, Enabling existence of many species Species which perceived my words, And inhaled my sultriness Possessed a Dry Humped Life While Species, which abandoned that aspect, Were marked throughout centuries, As endangered Many…

Skinny Ugly Whore

I need to work on my titles: But, but, that is exactly what I intend to write about. There will be no twists or shady society-based politeness, after all, it’s all about Embracing Awkwardness. Buckle up my sweet little-dear angels, you are in for a time ride of your life. Worry less, it will be…

Confusing Interactions?

Should colleagues automatically be considered friends? What about long time colleagues? Am sure over the years you have shared a lot, and even got to hang out at some point. It could have been a forced work gathering, or a birthday celebration of a colleague. Or you are one of a kind who insists on…

Grabbing Social Media by Balls

In this delusional twenty-first century, anyone with internet access and basic computing skills, yet they do not possess an active social media account of any kind: they are against globalization and initiating extinction of the human species. But, there is, and will always be, an exception: I give a free pass to those above fifty…

Your Messages Suck

Seriously, what the bloody living hell, could I keep replying? I looked on my phone earlier today. A pretending friend of mine, sent I a message. The message received never made any sense. So much we shared in a past, but many things drove us apart. That would not be an issue, I am well…

Boobs and Vaginas

I find it interesting that no matter how many sexual references I have so far made, tossing out my appreciation for female genitalia, many still think that I am gay. However, I continue to take it up, as a compliment. My dear, have you taken a closer look at their lifestyle: living in the moment,…

Of Course, She Has a Vagina

Great shout outs, to this goddammit twenty-first century, in which the obvious is no longer necessarily, the expected. Many, including previously redefined self-proclaimed retards, are accepting reality. This has reached an extent of searching for the truth, instead of holding unto traditional fucked up believes. These believes were known by many, before they were pushed…

Never Forgetting the Basics

Although I am a Scientist and a huge fun of advancing and modifying life events and aspects, it never takes a way a fact that I am human. Deep down within I, there is, and will always be bits of humanity. It doesn’t matter, no matter how much I rendered, and still are rendering myself…

You Don’t Trust I?

Letting you in on a little secret of mine: when I have just met you, I completely trust you, as long as you are not wearing a three-piece business suit. There is something strange about individuals who present themselves in three-piece business suits. They are great on the outside sounding intelligent and brilliant. However, once…

I Love You: Thank You

What better day to ruin people’s “Valentine great romantic ideas”, than a day before? Please tell I that you have ever witnessed such a sucking situation? And you happened to be the sad recipient of the thank you, after pouring out your heart and delusional feelings to the other? Oh dear, yes, I have, and…

An Ex’s Wedding Invitation

The humped festive season is officially over, and many are returning to their miserable lives. Sadly, these individuals are failing to make necessarily adjustments, yet they can. They are illuminated with a delusional belief, that life should be boring, soon as one attempts this thing called adulting. Oh, you my dear, you are doing it all…