Was the One; Said No Smart Person Ever

Gender is fluid,  so shut it. I can be a lady for a day, pimp a living hell down. The thing is, I am sick of hearing this thing: she was the one, he was the one, it was the one. Well, it’s a damn modern world, and I am sure as heavens, I have…

Screwed by Doing the Right Thing

I have a demented delusional thinking, which clearly states that: I am not the only one who has fallen a victim to this sort of thing. Furthermore, if and only if a feedback could be obtained from our predecessors, only then, we could find out more. This could be in form of yelled out screams…

Haunted Tipping

Are you an arsehole who never tips? Or you are a kind-hearted form of an arsehole who tips someone based on your attraction towards them? Well, for the latter, I sort of offer you a pass for now, but we shall have to polish up your ethics later. Ever since I discovered and learnt more…

Shit, I have Neighbors

Well, I don’t know much about you, but for I, I am residing in the damn fast paced twenty-first century, where every moment counts. I aim at making and living in the moment, rather than living on moments. I have very little time to spare, thus utilize hours of each day which goes by. This…

Caught Sniffing Panties

Taking a step back, we all know a whole lot about sniffing of clothes. It is a good old time trick, though it is still used. For now, I am alright with the use of this technique, by individuals living in areas where water is scarce. Unfortunately, you find that individuals who live in well-watered…

Out of Ideas

No, and a firm NO: I am not out of ideas, so pimp the living hell down. But the thing is, have you ever been there and your mind is blank as fuck? I am sure that is not the right simile, but you get what I am driving at. It is so sad, many…

Self-Pleasuring BS

I am sick and fed up of hearing all this bullshit and nonsense uttered out loud, about masturbating. From an altered life perspective, we were uplifted by porn, which enabled our receiving of masturbating wisdom. Unfortunately, like any other form of offered wisdom, it appears, we simply tossed masturbating wisdom through the window, and up high,…

Shady Night Out

A heck of craziness occurs daily, without glimpses of scheduled breaks. And when one gets some free time, it does so never correspond with another someone nearby. This leaves many with an option of having a night in, with their eyes fixed unto a screen, watching others having fun. Some individuals tend to be creative,…

Open Sex Conversations

Since we are pushing towards having sex education included in every school curriculum, it makes sense, that adults too, need to talk more about sex. This is crucial, more so when a someone is in a relationship. I am fed up of hearing different coined terms for penises and vaginas, especially vaginas: Vagina, vagina, vagina….

Only Interested in your Tits

Shut it, I am aware: it doesn’t sound pleasant or polite; but you must appreciate, it’s the damn truth. Well, it is also the amazing twenty-first century, a time of striving to get rid of demented politeness, which slowly ruins and slaughters lives of many. I prefer a someone who blasts it out like hell,…

It’s My Damn Phone

I don’t get it when a someone gets all mad and pissed off, when they receive no response from I, over the phone. Some take it to a next level of attacking I, enquiring as to why in the bloody hell, I haven’t been answering my phone? Wait a fucken minute, did I hear you…

Horny in Public

A while back while volunteering in an emergency room, at a nearby health center, a high school kid was brought in after losing consciousness. This was due to “over masturbating”. Weeks passed by, and I bumped into a health news article, talking about a guy who masturbated about twenty-three times a day. This fact was…