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Complimented

October 25, 2018 Joseph

I am not sure why I felt good when someone complimented my English? Maybe it is because we are living in an opportunistic century, making true compliments rare. Or it has to do with a video of mine commented on … Continue reading Complimented

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Sex is Evil, Violence is Good

July 26, 2018August 22, 2019 Joseph

For the Devil’s sake, God shoot I now. Call I weird, but I find it strange: it is okay to portray murder, even massive murder, on public media, but highly immoral and an abomination, to express mattress dancing there. How … Continue reading Sex is Evil, Violence is Good

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Boobs and Vaginas

April 25, 2018January 30, 2019 Joseph

I find it interesting that no matter how many sexual references I have so far made, tossing out my appreciation for female genitalia, many still think that I am gay. However, I continue to take it up, as a compliment. … Continue reading Boobs and Vaginas

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Of Course, She Has a Vagina

April 11, 2018April 20, 2018 Joseph

Great shout outs, to this goddammit twenty-first century, in which the obvious is no longer necessarily, the expected. Many, including previously redefined self-proclaimed retards, are accepting reality. This has reached an extent of searching for the truth, instead of holding … Continue reading Of Course, She Has a Vagina

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Never Forgetting the Basics

March 28, 2018 Joseph

Although I am a Scientist and a huge fun of advancing and modifying life events and aspects, it never takes a way a fact that I am human. Deep down within I, there is, and will always be bits of … Continue reading Never Forgetting the Basics

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An Ex’s Wedding Invitation

January 10, 2018January 19, 2019 Joseph

The humped festive season is officially over, and many are returning to their miserable lives. Sadly, these individuals are failing to make necessarily adjustments, yet they can. They are illuminated with a delusional belief, that life should be boring, soon as … Continue reading An Ex’s Wedding Invitation

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Are you staring at my boobs?

December 21, 2017 Joseph

The Sweet Escape: Oh dear, that lagging necklace thingy you have got going on there, it is mesmerizing. Its curvatures are ridiculously tormenting, with darling sparks of glares. I just can’t take my eyes off it. It seems to be … Continue reading Are you staring at my boobs?

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Voices In my Head

December 1, 2017January 30, 2019 Joseph

Peter: Joseph, do you believe in God? Joseph: No, I don’t. Okay, alright, I used to. In fact, I once dreamt of becoming a priest. But, that was with a sole purpose of casting demons out of people; better yet, … Continue reading Voices In my Head

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She had Huge Boobs, That I Recall  

November 22, 2017 Joseph

It is clear, pretending that you liked a someone’s personality on first sight is total bullshit. Worry less my sweet devilish angels, I come bearing great good news: we are in this together, thus no need to feel all weird about … Continue reading She had Huge Boobs, That I Recall  

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Your Face is Adult Content

November 12, 2017January 13, 2019 Joseph

One shouldn’t act all surprised, as if they have spotted an old guy, wearing a pink sweater, and riding a pony. I used to think that ponies where majestic creatures, until a day I heard of a pony, which kicked … Continue reading Your Face is Adult Content

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Full Time Job For Graduate School

November 1, 2017January 30, 2019 Joseph

Don’t do it Joseph, a tiny voice in my head kept echoing. Who was I to resist a thought to be adventurous lifestyle of graduate school? You bet, and besides, I could not simply let such an opportunity slip by. … Continue reading Full Time Job For Graduate School

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I Will Be There; But They Never Show

October 26, 2017July 24, 2019 Joseph

For the cool kids across the block, they prefer to use ghosted. However, I am going old school on this one and sticking it up the arse. Any who, placing that bull crap a side, every time an obstacle sways … Continue reading I Will Be There; But They Never Show

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