Humped Festive Season

It is no longer awkward to gift a pack of condoms to a dear one, but the struggle remains real. I confess, I am an occasional “racist”, since I enjoy telling people how white or black they have turned, over the time I haven’t seen them. Indeed, I should have been aborted. On a slightly…

Full body Verses Specific Muscle WorkOuts

Personally, I enjoy immersing the whole body of mine, into an insane and retarded full body workout, on a regular basis. If and only if, wishes were granted, and didn’t have much to do, I would exercise daily. I do not consider a walk, or daily up and down movements to be a workout, even…

Raveled Nativity: 1 of 4

On an Isle, I was born Deep in a sacred volcanic beautiful cave Buried within everlasting spirit waters of life My soul was planted, in fertile dark thin soils There I lay, waiting for my turn to arrive And its beaming rays, burnt its natives On an Isle, I was born Words and ways of…

Cultures and Traditions Suck

I don’t know about you, but I aim at visiting at least 50 countries,and live in at least ten. Six months is good enough to familiarize oneself with the general landscape and lifestyle of a country. Unfortunately, this thing called norms of societies, encapsulated in screwed shit of cultures and traditions,sort of hinder yours truly,…

Beginning to Exercise

We are aware of the basics of exercising, thus possess ideas and general knowledge of what exercising should be. Kindergarten days of physical education, commonly abbreviated as PE are paying off. Apart together exercises also known as jumping jacks or side straddle hops run in my brain any time I hear of physical training. They…

Offer: Senior Citizen Strippers

“Can we please interest you in the word of our Lord God the creator of the universe and all that resides on and in it?”, humbly inquired two random strangers. Whoa, that was very elaborate. Any who, not being an arsehole, I replied with a cheesy smile: ‘sure, come in, and afterwards I shall entertain…

Ploughed River City: 8 of 8

Swinging my cerebral cortex, Back and forth, through ravishing dirt Information provided, By the middle-aged man, was very helpful I never had to waste precious time, Sweet talking my way, Through a random lady’s personal space I was down, for whatever he said A life I lived, Had to be kept in constant motion Preventing…

Beginning Yoga

No, and a firm no: yoga is not only for crazy arse double jointed individuals. In fact, I know of two double jointed individuals who are horrible when it comes to yoga. Since that is cleared and out in the open, lets dive right in, as to what one truly requires, before initiating a yoga…

Complimented

I am not sure why I felt good when someone complimented my English? Maybe it is because we are living in an opportunistic century, making true compliments rare. Or it has to do with a video of mine commented on by someone wishing for an English version? Yeah right, hang in there, the tormenting wish…

Ploughed River City: 7 of 8

Swinging my cerebral cortex, Back and forth, through ravishing dirt I sneaked into differing cities Not for new beginnings or fresh starts Which many lie themselves into achieving For I, it was all, for a sole purpose of, Appreciating beauty, enticing those cities In those cities, I was no lost stranger Already, I belonged Quick…

Finding Time to Exercise

Creating a specific time for exercising is straining, when one has a crazy and jam-packed schedule. However, to yield better results, exercising should be fun, rather than a piece of blazing pain in the butt. Eight years down the road, immersing my body in various exercises,  but I still have issues fitting workouts into a…

Who to Blame?

The one wearing a super short, short mini skirt; or the other staring dead straight at her glaring and shabbily appearing thighs from a distance? I am a huge fun of indecency and enjoy watching a society “fall apart”, when it comes to sexuality of adults and young adults. I don’t get it, when a…