Say Vagina and Die
Vagina, vagina, vagina; why the heavenly hell are you uncertain? I had you before I popped out, but, but you were fucken stubborn and never reappeared…. A firm NO, I am not initiating a vagina dialogue. But, but, when I … Continue reading Say Vagina and Die
A Must for Any One Interested in Exercising
An aspect of exercising which is often ignored is the importance of attending formal training. Exercising isn’t simply a matter of moving one’s limbs and body back and forth, but, but a combination of movements in a well-coordinated format, coupled with … Continue reading A Must for Any One Interested in Exercising
Trusted Failure 2 of 9
We agreed to go out for a few drinks, She wore a latex dress: I never had to enquire, Whether she brought protection We both knew, There had never been such a thing, As just drinks It was a good … Continue reading Trusted Failure 2 of 9
Abort Unwanted Babies To Be
Yes, I know, I should have been aborted, now shut it and read on. And I wouldn’t think of a better time to share this than during the approaching festive season meant to be filled with joy and fun. Thanks … Continue reading Abort Unwanted Babies To Be
Criticized When Exercising
I have been told on several accounts that I exercise a lot, thus spend a lot of time exercising. Unfortunately, I have no idea what that means. For all times I hear such remarks, tremendous joy springs up inside, appreciating … Continue reading Criticized When Exercising
Trusted Failure 1 of 9
Traditional pickup lines, I abandoned On a day, I had my head out While for traditional hookup lines, I modified, Developing a creative state of mind Protected in a head, that which appeared first, Before I arrived here Resulting modified … Continue reading Trusted Failure 1 of 9
People Do Not Change: But an Arsehole Will be a Butthole
There is a good chance that the featured image is of an actual butthole… I used to be super positive in life, until a day I discovered that the human race is more screwed up than hinges of a maximum … Continue reading People Do Not Change: But an Arsehole Will be a Butthole
Crushing Body
Much as being a certified and verified workout junkie is fulfilling, charming and exciting, a price has to be paid. Unfortunately, tokens of gratitude are unacceptable, and the only form of payment is through bodily pain and pleasure. I do admit, … Continue reading Crushing Body
The Kiss 2 of 2
It remotely magnifies trust Hidden in denounced spaces Revolving in fears of doing it again Banging brains against concrete Questioning why thee was born It manipulates haunted hearts Rambling with hallucinations of care Masked in grinning deeds Bolting insecurities Fated … Continue reading The Kiss 2 of 2
Second Chances Don’t Exist
Life isn’t a rehearsal or damn video game; but the fucken camera keeps rolling. I am pretty sure those words roughly combined in that way, do sound familiar. And no, I am not contradicting myself with a previous blog post: … Continue reading Second Chances Don’t Exist
Forgotten Exercising Stuff
Much as exercising is essential for proper health, wellbeing and fitness, a good number of illnesses and diseases tend to swing their butts along. Fortunately, such illnesses and diseases can easily be dealt away with, or easily prevented. A lot … Continue reading Forgotten Exercising Stuff
The Kiss 1 of 2
It trembles many when encountered Skull sockets expand in suspense Glimpses of joy Elevate a charcoaled surrounding Setting the mind into a whimsical world It merges through a series of failures Harnessing warmhearted spirits of faults Embarking on a long-forgotten … Continue reading The Kiss 1 of 2
EMBRACING AWKWARDNESS 