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Bad Exercising Habits

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Raveled Nativity: 1 of 4

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Victimizing Raped Victims

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Trusted Failure 2 of 9

December 18, 2019 Joseph

We agreed to go out for a few drinks, She wore a latex dress: I never had to enquire, Whether she brought protection We both knew, There had never been such a thing, As just drinks It was a good … Continue reading Trusted Failure 2 of 9

Awkwardness, Creativity9 Comments

Abort Unwanted Babies To Be

December 11, 2019 Joseph

Yes, I know, I should have been aborted, now shut it and read on. And I wouldn’t think of a better time to share this than during the approaching festive season meant to be filled with joy and fun. Thanks … Continue reading Abort Unwanted Babies To Be

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Criticized When Exercising

December 4, 2019December 5, 2019 Joseph

I have been told on several accounts that I exercise a lot, thus spend a lot of time exercising. Unfortunately, I have no idea what that means. For all times I hear such remarks, tremendous joy springs up inside, appreciating … Continue reading Criticized When Exercising

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Trusted Failure 1 of 9

November 27, 2019November 30, 2019 Joseph

Traditional pickup lines, I abandoned On a day, I had my head out While for traditional hookup lines, I modified, Developing a creative state of mind Protected in a head, that which appeared first, Before I arrived here Resulting modified … Continue reading Trusted Failure 1 of 9

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People Do Not Change: But an Arsehole Will be a Butthole

October 30, 2019 Joseph

There is a good chance that the featured image is of an actual butthole… I used to be super positive in life, until a day I discovered that the human race is more screwed up than hinges of a maximum … Continue reading People Do Not Change: But an Arsehole Will be a Butthole

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Crushing Body

October 23, 2019December 1, 2019 Joseph

Much as being a certified and verified workout junkie is fulfilling, charming and exciting, a price has to be paid. Unfortunately, tokens of gratitude are unacceptable, and the only form of payment is through bodily pain and pleasure. I do admit, … Continue reading Crushing Body

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The Kiss 2 of 2

October 16, 2019 Joseph

It remotely magnifies trust Hidden in denounced spaces Revolving in fears of doing it again Banging brains against concrete Questioning why thee was born It manipulates haunted hearts Rambling with hallucinations of care Masked in grinning deeds Bolting insecurities Fated … Continue reading The Kiss 2 of 2

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Second Chances Don’t Exist

October 9, 2019 Joseph

Life isn’t a rehearsal or damn video game; but the fucken camera keeps rolling. I am pretty sure those words roughly combined in that way, do sound familiar. And no, I am not contradicting myself with a previous blog post: … Continue reading Second Chances Don’t Exist

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Forgotten Exercising Stuff

October 2, 2019 Joseph

Much as exercising is essential for proper health, wellbeing and fitness, a good number of illnesses and diseases tend to swing their butts along. Fortunately, such illnesses and diseases can easily be dealt away with, or easily prevented. A lot … Continue reading Forgotten Exercising Stuff

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The Kiss 1 of 2

September 25, 2019 Joseph

It trembles many when encountered Skull sockets expand in suspense Glimpses of joy Elevate a charcoaled surrounding Setting the mind into a whimsical world It merges through a series of failures Harnessing warmhearted spirits of faults Embarking on a long-forgotten … Continue reading The Kiss 1 of 2

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Tingling Friends with Benefits

September 18, 2019 Joseph

There are times when you are surrounded by a crowd, but feel out of place and lonely. During such times, it is good to know that there is a dear one you can rely on. However, in this current era … Continue reading Tingling Friends with Benefits

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Standing Versus Laying Exercises

September 12, 2019 Joseph

Exercises done in a standing or vertical position place extra strain on breathing, while exercises performed in a laying or horizontal position affect blood circulation more. The reverse is true, since exercises affect the body’s natural mechanism, depending on how … Continue reading Standing Versus Laying Exercises

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