Uplifted by Porn

Must be above legal porn watching age: Many individuals and social norms criticize porn in a variety of ways. Personally, I consider porn to be uplifting, given benefits I have obtained from it over the years. Starting with the obvious: Entertainment: Lately, movies are very predictable and no new definite story lines or acts, are on…

Boobs and Vaginas

I find it interesting that no matter how many sexual references I have so far made, tossing out my appreciation for female genitalia, many still think that I am gay. However, I continue to take it up, as a compliment. My dear, have you taken a closer look at their lifestyle: living in the moment,…

Of Course, She Has a Vagina

Great shout outs, to this goddammit twenty-first century, in which the obvious is no longer necessarily, the expected. Many, including previously redefined self-proclaimed retards, are accepting reality. This has reached an extent of searching for the truth, instead of holding unto traditional fucked up believes. These believes were known by many, before they were pushed…

Never Forgetting the Basics

Although I am a Scientist and a huge fun of advancing and modifying life events and aspects, it never takes a way a fact that I am human. Deep down within I, there is, and will always be bits of humanity. It doesn’t matter, no matter how much I rendered, and still are rendering myself…

You Don’t Trust I?

Letting you in on a little secret of mine: when I have just met you, I completely trust you, as long as you are not wearing a three-piece business suit. There is something strange about individuals who present themselves in three-piece business suits. They are great on the outside sounding intelligent and brilliant. However, once…

I Love You: Thank You

What better day to ruin people’s “Valentine great romantic ideas”, than a day before? Please tell I that you have ever witnessed such a sucking situation? And you happened to be the sad recipient of the thank you, after pouring out your heart and delusional feelings to the other? Oh dear, yes, I have, and…

Bad Boy Vibe

I once nearly joined a cult-gang, with a sole purpose of impressing her. That is no news, especially for an aspiring young-star, struggling to prove themselves at home, school, and the community. It is further known, individuals with a shitty edgy vibe, are more appealing, and known to capture attention of many. I had a…

Small Talk

Have you ever felt like shoving whatever you have in up someone’s arse? No, and a firm no, I am not encouraging and motivating anyone to be violet. However, societies we reside in have stated it crystal clear, that violence is okay. Are you still in doubt? Head out to a nearby crowded movie library…

An Ex’s Wedding Invitation

The humped festive season is officially over, and many are returning to their miserable lives. Sadly, these individuals are failing to make necessarily adjustments, yet they can. They are illuminated with a delusional belief, that life should be boring, soon as one attempts this thing called adulting. Oh, you my dear, you are doing it all…

Are you staring at my boobs?

The Sweet Escape: Oh dear, that lagging necklace thingy you have got going on there, it is mesmerizing. Its curvatures are ridiculously tormenting, with darling sparks of glares. I just can’t take my eyes off it. It seems to be embedded with darkish tones of silver, with a surface having a smooth appearance. Oh, am…

Victimizing Raped Victims

I don’t care if my brother raped someone, I will stand by him and support him. But he is a man, how was he raped? What was she wearing? She always throws herself at men, she deserved it. That’s what she gets for being a slut. She had to pay up all the money, which…

Voices In my Head

Peter: Joseph, do you believe in God? Joseph: No, I don’t. Okay, alright, I used to. In fact, I once dreamt of becoming a priest. But, that was with a sole purpose of casting demons out of people; better yet, become the first black pope. My fucken dream got annihilated by a bunch of bureaucratic…