“Can we please interest you in the word of our Lord God the creator of the universe and all that resides on and in it?”, humbly inquired two random strangers. Whoa, that was very elaborate. Any who, not being an arsehole, I replied with a cheesy smile: ‘sure, come in, and afterwards I shall entertain…
Category: Awkwardness
Complimented
I am not sure why I felt good when someone complimented my English? Maybe it is because we are living in an opportunistic century, making true compliments rare. Or it has to do with a video of mine commented on by someone wishing for an English version? Yeah right, hang in there, the tormenting wish…
Who to Blame?
The one wearing a super short, short mini skirt; or the other staring dead straight at her glaring and shabbily appearing thighs from a distance? I am a huge fun of indecency and enjoy watching a society “fall apart”, when it comes to sexuality of adults and young adults. I don’t get it, when a…
Questionable Wallpapers
As of now, for those who follow my site, you are aware, and thoroughly well informed, as to how much I am a huge fun of indecency and sexuality. Many adults are still failing to accept and embrace a fact that, the world is truly driven on the rims of sexuality, as well as its…
Damaged by Censoring
I tried watching a reality show yesterday on a family television channel. I ended up with an excruciating headache. Unfortunately, I do avoid taking painkillers since they affect and alter my functioning. Besides, pain can be sucked up and converted into an orgasmic pleasure. I do not clearly understand why this channel decided to air…
Sex is Evil, Violence is Good
For the Devil’s sake, God shoot I now. Call I weird, but I find it strange: it is okay to portray murder, even massive murder, on public media, but highly immoral and an abomination, to express mattress dancing there. How has the human race turned out to appreciate violence, more than passion and affection? Haven’t…
Skinny Ugly Whore
I need to work on my titles: But, but, that is exactly what I intend to write about. There will be no twists or shady society-based politeness, after all, it’s all about Embracing Awkwardness. Buckle up my sweet little-dear angels, you are in for a time ride of your life. Worry less, it will be…
Let’s Get Intimate
It has been a while since I last shared anything. And oh please, it isn’t because I am becoming a selfish son of a preacher, nor happen to be fucken dating a preacher’s daughter. But, it is all because, I have been trying out this thing called adulting, and it is truly doing a number…
Confusing Interactions?
Should colleagues automatically be considered friends? What about long time colleagues? Am sure over the years you have shared a lot, and even got to hang out at some point. It could have been a forced work gathering, or a birthday celebration of a colleague. Or you are one of a kind who insists on…
Grabbing Social Media by Balls
In this delusional twenty-first century, anyone with internet access and basic computing skills, yet they do not possess an active social media account of any kind: they are against globalization and initiating extinction of the human species. But, there is, and will always be, an exception: I give a free pass to those above fifty…
Give Babies Sleeping Pills
According to many, giving sleeping pills to babies is considered inhuman, inappropriate and inconsiderate. Every time I hear a dear mother complain about its little tiny one being a whiny bitch, and keeping her awake whole night, I suggest sleeping pills. I say mothers because, I have never had of a father complaining about a…
Your Messages Suck
Seriously, what the bloody living hell, could I keep replying? I looked on my phone earlier today. A pretending friend of mine, sent I a message. The message received never made any sense. So much we shared in a past, but many things drove us apart. That would not be an issue, I am well…
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