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Never a One Time Opportunity

June 7, 2019September 18, 2019 Joseph

It is A Big Fat Lie Life rolls through days with shadows funning out. Have you ever wondered where a particular sound is coming from? Tilting the head to a side, is a technique utilized by many species, to identify … Continue reading Never a One Time Opportunity

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Looks are Better than Personality

April 17, 2019 Joseph

“Inner beauty is what is important when finding a partner”, yeah right… pervert. One thing I am sure about is that brains can never be fucked or cuddled, although many speculate that I have fucked up brains. A Dry Humped … Continue reading Looks are Better than Personality

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No, Hard Work Doesn’t Pay off

March 28, 2019 Joseph

A drastically changing twenty-first century we are blending in is filled with various forms of creativity, bombarding minds of many. This flourishes surroundings with excitement and eagerness to find out more, of what other’s lives are. Are they interesting? Or … Continue reading No, Hard Work Doesn’t Pay off

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Free Spirited Child

March 7, 2019February 28, 2019 Joseph

I am fed up hearing: what is wrong with children of today? The actual question to be asked is, what is wrong with adults of today? Growing up, I was portrayed and perceived as a shy kid. Looking back, I … Continue reading Free Spirited Child

Awkwardness, Creativity, Dark Poetry, Fitness7 Comments

Good Books to Read and Listen To

February 27, 2019July 17, 2019 Joseph

Pickles of Love by Joseph Batte ISBN: 9781393524472 Audio ISBN: 1987180151 We have been here before, surroundings are familiar. They are crashing flicks of love into pieces. We all know, love is a rugged series of crafty waves, meant to … Continue reading Good Books to Read and Listen To

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Dry Humped Teddy Bear

February 13, 2019May 25, 2019 Joseph

From a distance in a hallway, I spotted a kid dry humping a teddy bear. Don’t worry, I never interrupted. Like any decent grown up and responsible human of the advanced technological era, I pulled out a phone and took … Continue reading Dry Humped Teddy Bear

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Grab Decisions by Tits

January 23, 2019October 2, 2019 Joseph

Decision making is never an easy task, especially when we are to be affected in long terms. I am fed up of encountering: “grab it by the balls”, change is something we should look up to. This includes utilizing other … Continue reading Grab Decisions by Tits

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Sudden Resolutions

January 2, 2019July 17, 2019 Joseph

A new year is underway; a time to get everything in order. It is a grand gesture to initiate goals destined at transforming one into a successful being. But, but, are you willing to take up the challenge? If not, … Continue reading Sudden Resolutions

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Humped Festive Season

December 26, 2018December 11, 2019 Joseph

It is no longer awkward to gift a pack of condoms to a dear one, but the struggle remains real. I confess, I am an occasional “racist”, since I enjoy telling people how white or black they have turned, over … Continue reading Humped Festive Season

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Cultures and Traditions Suck

December 5, 2018December 14, 2018 Joseph

I don’t know about you, but I aim at visiting at least 50 countries,and live in at least ten. Six months is good enough to familiarize oneself with the general landscape and lifestyle of a country. Unfortunately, this thing called … Continue reading Cultures and Traditions Suck

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Offer: Senior Citizen Strippers

November 7, 2018November 7, 2018 Joseph

“Can we please interest you in the word of our Lord God the creator of the universe and all that resides on and in it?”, humbly inquired two random strangers. Whoa, that was very elaborate. Any who, not being an … Continue reading Offer: Senior Citizen Strippers

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Complimented

October 25, 2018 Joseph

I am not sure why I felt good when someone complimented my English? Maybe it is because we are living in an opportunistic century, making true compliments rare. Or it has to do with a video of mine commented on … Continue reading Complimented

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