Most Loved Lie

I like your personality I see myself inside you, but, but, I have learnt through experience, telling it straight to a dear one’s face, it won’t go well. I will be perceived as coming on too strong and probably get punched in the neck. On another demented trail, if I take it slow, the dear…

Trailing Shithead

I know my writings are out of the norm, shocking many including dear ones. But, but, someone has to say it. Awkward moments rise when a tender, dear and sweet loving someone insists being super nice, with an aim of stirring I away from content creating. They send I flicks of passion encapsulated in cherished…

Never a One Time Opportunity

It is A Big Fat Lie Life rolls through days with shadows funning out. Have you ever wondered where a particular sound is coming from? Tilting the head to a side, is a technique utilized by many species, to identify where a sound is originating from. Sadly, some humans refer to such species as inferior….

Looks are Better than Personality

“Inner beauty is what is important when finding a partner”, yeah right… pervert. One thing I am sure about is that brains can never be fucked or cuddled, although many speculate that I have fucked up brains. A Dry Humped Life we twiddle in through a Decided Entrapment, is ravished with delusions of hallucinating thoughts….

No, Hard Work Doesn’t Pay off

A drastically changing twenty-first century we are blending in is filled with various forms of creativity, bombarding minds of many. This flourishes surroundings with excitement and eagerness to find out more, of what other’s lives are. Are they interesting? Or boring and plain as hell? I find interesting as a word to be fascinating, leading…

Free Spirited Child

I am fed up hearing: what is wrong with children of today? The actual question to be asked is, what is wrong with adults of today? Growing up, I was portrayed and perceived as a shy kid. Looking back, I wish those nearby knew the nature of thoughts which revolved in my brain. Thoughts possessed…

Good Books to Read and Listen To

Pickles of Love by Joseph Batte ISBN: 9781393524472 Audio ISBN: 1987180151 We have been here before, surroundings are familiar. They are crashing flicks of love into pieces. We all know, love is a rugged series of crafty waves, meant to provide calmness. But, but, it resorts to butchering anything alive. Pour yourself a hot cup…

Dry Humped Teddy Bear

From a distance in a hallway, I spotted a kid dry humping a teddy bear. Don’t worry, I never interrupted. Like any decent grown up and responsible human of the advanced technological era, I pulled out a phone and took a photo. Tempted I was, to post it on social media. Imagine of all likes…

Grab Decisions by Tits

Decision making is never an easy task, especially when we are to be affected in long terms. I am fed up of encountering: “grab it by the balls”, change is something we should look up to. This includes utilizing other sensitive aspects of the human body, rather than shying away from them. A way we…

Sudden Resolutions

A new year is underway; a time to get everything in order. It is a grand gesture to initiate goals destined at transforming one into a successful being. But, but, are you willing to take up the challenge? If not, let us cut the crap and admit: nothing has changed. The sun still rises and…

Humped Festive Season

It is no longer awkward to gift a pack of condoms to a dear one, but the struggle remains real. I confess, I am an occasional “racist”, since I enjoy telling people how white or black they have turned, over the time I haven’t seen them. Indeed, I should have been aborted. On a slightly…

Cultures and Traditions Suck

I don’t know about you, but I aim at visiting at least 50 countries,and live in at least ten. Six months is good enough to familiarize oneself with the general landscape and lifestyle of a country. Unfortunately, this thing called norms of societies, encapsulated in screwed shit of cultures and traditions,sort of hinder yours truly,…