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Creativity, Dark Poetry9 Comments

Bewitched Healer 8 of 8

September 5, 2019 Joseph

Through hollowness of the Healer’s eyes And hardening bodies of crawling creatures, Egos were discovered Belonging to the charmed land. Foreign intruders, with shiny textures Deserved a right to own beauties. Beauties of the land, Were reaped from efforts of … Continue reading Bewitched Healer 8 of 8

Awkwardness, Creativity9 Comments

Have You Been Penetrated Enough?

August 28, 2019 Joseph

In the early 90s, that would be sexist, and I would be hunted down by movements advocating for equality. But, but, it is a 21st sextury in which anyone can take it in really deep. Carrots and cucumbers have also … Continue reading Have You Been Penetrated Enough?

Creativity10 Comments

Effects of Selfies in an Exercising Arena

August 22, 2019 Joseph

Appreciating one’s body boosts an individual’s confidence. Good attitude and personality twiddle along, together with amazing creativity. You have a great looking summer body, is a compliment hoped for, to be received from onlookers. And what better way of having … Continue reading Effects of Selfies in an Exercising Arena

Creativity, Dark Poetry4 Comments

Bewitched Healer 7 of 8

August 14, 2019 Joseph

Dedicated to burning more bugs In an effort of pleasing the Healer’s body The Healer, Halted scattering ashes of burnt bugs Self-pity of the Healer, was on a betrayed loop Guarded by non-other than; Boundless freed spirits Exerting vengeance to … Continue reading Bewitched Healer 7 of 8

Awkwardness, Creativity11 Comments

Perverted Juror

August 7, 2019August 7, 2019 Joseph

I used to think that human genitals are strange. It wasn’t until I encountered human brains, which dialed strangeness to a whole new and unknown level of arseholery. But, but, seriously, have you ever wondered what the crap goes on … Continue reading Perverted Juror

Creativity, Fitness17 Comments

How to Improve One’s Exercising

July 31, 2019 Joseph

Taking on a fitness program to improve one’s health and lifestyle is exciting. It boosts one’s immune system, reducing a risk of infections and diseases. However, there are a few concepts one needs to place into consideration when it is … Continue reading How to Improve One’s Exercising

Creativity, Dark Poetry7 Comments

Bewitched Healer 6 of 8

July 24, 2019 Joseph

The Healer once appeared on a day When everything was clearer than black Delighting dreams of a childhood Carefully embedded with voices of the land Flowing through painted shells of creatures Filled with tears of happiness, From a charmed land, … Continue reading Bewitched Healer 6 of 8

Awkwardness, Creativity26 Comments

Most Loved Lie

July 17, 2019November 27, 2019 Joseph

I like your personality I see myself inside you, but, but, I have learnt through experience, telling it straight to a dear one’s face, it won’t go well. I will be perceived as coming on too strong and probably get … Continue reading Most Loved Lie

Creativity, Fitness7 Comments

Keeping Demons In

July 10, 2019 Joseph

Ever since I embraced awkwardness and weirdness in form of a free-spirited lifestyle, a great deal of shit has spiraled counterclockwise and out of control. However, accepting harsh reality on a daily basis comes with a hunted price. Unfortunately, my … Continue reading Keeping Demons In

Creativity, Dark Poetry2 Comments

Bewitched Healer 5 of 8

July 3, 2019July 3, 2019 Joseph

The land lucked a clear vision Ideas passed around Got lost in shitty thoughts Meant to be kept safe and sacred. Neither hope Nor a single ounce of expectation Twiddled the lands, skies, Or shiny textures of foreign intruders. The … Continue reading Bewitched Healer 5 of 8

Awkwardness, Creativity6 Comments

Trailing Shithead

June 26, 2019 Joseph

I know my writings are out of the norm, shocking many including dear ones. But, but, someone has to say it. Awkward moments rise when a tender, dear and sweet loving someone insists being super nice, with an aim of … Continue reading Trailing Shithead

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Exercising Muscles of the Thighs, Legs, Groin and Core including Abs:

June 18, 2019 Joseph

Good looking abs and hot gorgeous groin lines are a thing lately. Unfortunately, they are formed by large muscles which are difficult to stimulate and maintain. These muscles mainly include the quads of the thighs and abdominals of the core. … Continue reading Exercising Muscles of the Thighs, Legs, Groin and Core including Abs:

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