Trusted Failure 3 of 9

My favorite show of all times,Was to air a new seasonHer and I, were to have a quickieTo have an escapade,A change in place, as well as saving timeWere of essenceA kitchen counter, happened to be nearbyClimbing on top of it,Was a whole exciting session,Of unplanned foreplayI never calculated that time inMeans to save time,…

Say Vagina and Die

Vagina, vagina, vagina; why the heavenly hell are you uncertain? I had you before I popped out, but, but you were fucken stubborn and never reappeared…. A firm NO, I am not initiating a vagina dialogue. But, but, when I think about it, it will turn out picture perfect and sound cool. Worry less, I…

A Must for Any One Interested in Exercising

An aspect of exercising which is often ignored is the importance of attending formal training. Exercising isn’t simply a matter of moving one’s limbs and body back and forth, but, but a combination of movements in a well-coordinated format, coupled with elaborate good intentions. Regardless of who the jerked-up hell you are, as long as you…

Trusted Failure 2 of 9

We agreed to go out for a few drinks, She wore a latex dress: I never had to enquire, Whether she brought protection We both knew, There had never been such a thing, As just drinks It was a good way to cover up, Anything which went wrong At the time, cocktails filled a love…

Abort Unwanted Babies To Be

Yes, I know, I should have been aborted, now shut it and read on. And I wouldn’t think of a better time to share this than during the approaching festive season meant to be filled with joy and fun. Thanks be to embracing sluts and exploring bodies meant to be shared. However, thousands of unwanted…

Criticized When Exercising

I have been told on several accounts that I exercise a lot, thus spend a lot of time exercising. Unfortunately, I have no idea what that means. For all times I hear such remarks, tremendous joy springs up inside, appreciating a goddammit body I prestigiously carry around. This is followed by a genuinely cool smile…

Trusted Failure 1 of 9

Traditional pickup lines, I abandoned On a day, I had my head out While for traditional hookup lines, I modified, Developing a creative state of mind Protected in a head, that which appeared first, Before I arrived here Resulting modified hookup lines, led I here But on a day before last, they earned yours truly…

People Do Not Change: But an Arsehole Will be a Butthole

There is a good chance that the featured image is of an actual butthole… I used to be super positive in life, until a day I discovered that the human race is more screwed up than hinges of a maximum prison gate. This followed a series of betrayals and being protested against, by those I…

Crushing Body

Much as being a certified and verified workout junkie is fulfilling, charming and exciting, a price has to be paid. Unfortunately, tokens of gratitude are unacceptable, and the only form of payment is through bodily pain and pleasure. I do admit, in most cases, I have severe pain and aches accompanied with random joint pains and…

The Kiss 2 of 2

It remotely magnifies trust Hidden in denounced spaces Revolving in fears of doing it again Banging brains against concrete Questioning why thee was born It manipulates haunted hearts Rambling with hallucinations of care Masked in grinning deeds Bolting insecurities Fated in an emanating future It gestures commitment Lining blurs within disappointment Betrayal, isn’t forgotten A…

Second Chances Don’t Exist

Life isn’t a rehearsal or damn video game; but the fucken camera keeps rolling. I am pretty sure those words roughly combined in that way, do sound familiar. And no, I am not contradicting myself with a previous blog post: A Big Fat Lie, in which I stated that there is no such thing as…

Forgotten Exercising Stuff

Much as exercising is essential for proper health, wellbeing and fitness, a good number of illnesses and diseases tend to swing their butts along. Fortunately, such illnesses and diseases can easily be dealt away with, or easily prevented. A lot of stuff used when exercising is ignored and never well cleaned. I don’t think that…